Monica: Now, Ross-
Ross: Oh, I can't do it.
Monica: Why not?
Joey: Don't you have Ben?
Ross: Because I have Ben.
Monica: It's almost eight o'clock. It's almost past his bedtime. Where is he?
Chandler: He's at a dinner party.
Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see into your apartment.
Ross: Of course he is. Uh, what? You think I'd use my son as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?
Monica: All right. Sorry.
Ross: I gotta go make a fake Ben.