Ross: And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores. Their heads are already too big. Which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development.
[crowd laughs]
Chandler: Really?

Jarvis: I thought it was wonderful. Jarvis Oberblau. Cornell. I mean, the ideas you put forth, and from someone so young and-
Ross: Okay, now we're just holding hands.

Ross: I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here.
Mike: You kidding? We wouldn't have missed it.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Mike: Oh. I'm back.

Monica: I can't believe it's raining again. It's so unfair.
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, at least we won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. Not you guys. You've got it going on.

Monica: I'm not always that bad.
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Monica: I punched you.
Chandler: And?
Monica: Phoebe.
Phoebe: And?
Monica: I clunked your heads together.

Charlie: Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun.
Joey: Oh, well, at least we're both having fun, right?
Charlie: Is it weird that it's not with each other?
Joey: Yeah.
Charlie: I think we need to talk.
Joey: Yeah, I think we do. About what?

Monica: Come on, you guys, it'll be fun.
Phoebe: All right. I'll play if we don't keep score.
Monica: Well, then how do we know who wins?
Phoebe: Nobody wins.
Monica: So we're just four losers. Super.

Chandler: Did you know this about him?
Phoebe: No idea. I thought was soft like you.

Mike: We'll flip to see who goes first. You got a quarter?
Monica: No. Either of you girls got a quarter?
Chandler: Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him.

Phoebe: Monica, you call it.
Monica: Heads. No, tails. Heads.
Phoebe: Tails.
Monica: Oh, what are the chances?