‘The One in Barbados (Part 2)’
Season 9, Episode 24 - Aired May 15, 2003
Charlie and Joey realize there's no future in their relationship. Meanwhile, Monica and Mike challenge each other at ping pong.
Quote from Mike
Monica: My point.
Mike: Oh, no, I don't think so. According to standard table tennis rules: If at any time a player uses his nonracket-bearing hand to touch the playing surface, he or she forfeits the point.
Phoebe: He was a lawyer.
Quote from Rachel
Joey: Charlie and I broke up.
Rachel: No. Why?
Joey: Well, she said we have nothing in common.
Rachel: That's crazy.
Joey: No, it's not. We have nothing in common.
Rachel: Yeah, that's true.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl.
Joey: I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me.
Rachel: I'm not talking about her.
Joey: Well, then, who? The waitress I went out with last month?
Rachel: You know what? Forget it.
Joey: No, no, no, no. Who are you talking about?
Rachel: No, I don't- I actually don't know who I'm talking about, so...
Quote from Rachel
Joey: You like me?
Rachel: Okay. Let's not make a big thing about this.
Joey: It's a huge thing.
Rachel: Okay, not working with me, Joe.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Lately, I have been having thoughts. Musings, if you will.
Joey: Well, for how long?
Rachel: Oh, only like a month.
Joey: A month?
Rachel: Dial it down. Listen, maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do. I have been thinking about, you know, us. Okay, dial it up a little.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: All right, come on, Mike. You can beat her. Knock that dog off her head.
Quote from Mike
Monica: Don't get too cocky. Remember, I won the last one. Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?
Mike: You should really look in the mirror before you call yourself that.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: You've each won a game, and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. Everybody goes home a winner.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Serve the ball, chump.
Mike: "Serve the ball, chump."
Phoebe: Okay, better comebacks, Mike. Better comebacks.
Quote from Ross
Jarvis: I'm just saying, I have a cabin in the Adirondacks. If you ever want to get away from the city, well, that'd be just nifty.
Ross: Well, I've kind of got a lot on my plate right now. Not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man.
Nancy: Jarvis?
Jarvis: Oh, you're back. This is my wife, Nancy.
Ross: Well, get out,