‘The One in Barbados (Part 2)’
Season 9, Episode 24 - Aired May 15, 2003
Charlie and Joey realize there's no future in their relationship. Meanwhile, Monica and Mike challenge each other at ping pong.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Okay, look, enough is enough.
Monica: No. I just have two more points to beat him.
Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago. I mean, please, look at you. Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I may not understand why you have to win so badly but if it's important to you, it's important to me. Because I love you.
Monica: But you suck.
Chandler: You're welcome, sweetheart.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Oh, my God. You're good.
Phoebe: It's like watching porn.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: And that's how it's done.
Monica: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That was so amazing. Well, when did you? Hold on, I almost forgot. Loser! When did you stop sucking?
Chandler: I never sucked. I just didn't want you to know how good I was.
Monica: Why?
Chandler: I don't know.
Monica: Well, this is so great. Now we can enter into doubles tournaments.
Chandler: That's why.
Quote from Rachel
Weather Woman: All the East Coast is having beautiful weather. In New York, it's 72 and sunny.
Rachel: Ugh. Weather bitch.
Quote from Monica
Mike: Want to make it more interesting?
Monica: How much you thinking?
Mike: Ten bucks a game?
Monica: Make it 50.
Mike: I'll make it 100.
Monica: One thousand-
Chandler: Okay.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Okay, you've already proven you're just as good as he is. Now, we've missed our dinner reservations, so let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head.