Charlie: Well, Joey and I broke up.
Ross: Oh, my God. What happened?
Charlie: Joey is a great guy but we're just- We're so different. I mean, like, during your speech, he kept laughing at "Homo erectus."
Ross: I knew that was him.

Monica: I can't just walk away. I've put in four hours. You knew this about me when you married me. You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness.
Chandler: What about the obsessive cleaning?
Monica: That's just good sense.

Monica: I can't believe it. I lost.
Chandler: No, you didn't.
Monica: What?
Chandler: Because I'm gonna play for you.
Phoebe: You can't do that.
Mike: It's okay. I don't care which of them I beat.
Phoebe: Okay, we're taking that paddle home, mister.

Charlie: They still looking for us?
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. The bartender said they split up into two search parties. The herbivores and the carnivores. You know, we as a group are not the coolest.

Charlie: So I started to tell you something earlier. There was another reason that I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I was starting to have feelings for someone else.
Ross: And can I ask who?
Charlie: I think you know.
Ross: I think I know too, but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so...

Chandler: Oh, isn't this nice? It's so quiet. I could just lie here all day.
Monica: Oh, I know.
Rachel: Open your drapes. Open your drapes.
Chandler: So glad we got adjoining rooms.
Monica: The sun is out.
Chandler: Hey. Remember when I had corneas?

Chandler: Well, I'm not playing with her.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm out.
Mike: I'll play you.
Monica: Okay.
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know what you're doing.
Chandler: She gets crazy. This scar? That's from Pictionary.

Monica: Honey, they have Ping-Pong. Let's play.
Chandler: I don't think so.
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get. And while I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying.

Mike: Oh, by the way, I'm awesome.
Chandler: Oh, dear God, there's two of them.

Rachel: Look at the woman sitting out by the pool getting tan. She's all leathery and wrinkled. I'm so jealous.