Monica: Strip Happy Days Game?
Joey: Well, I couldn't find cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag-Of-Old-Knitting-Stuff.

Ross: "Fonzie gives you two thumbs up. Collect two cool points."
Phoebe: Mon, when you get five points, you get to make someone take off one item of clothing.
It hasn't happened yet, but we're very excited.

Ross: [rolling dice] Okay, come on. Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department.

Rachel: "Your band is playing at Arnold's. Collect three cool points." Which means I have five and that means I get Joey's boxers.
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me. I got you all, right where I want you.
Phoebe: Come on. Take them off.
Joey: Actually, it's kind of cold. So how about I keep my boxers on and give you a peek at the good stuff?

Chandler: So you still don't think I'm boyfriend material?
Monica: Huh?
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Monica: You didn't even take off your pants.
Chandler: Yeah, well, lucky for you.
Monica: What?
Chandler: I don't know.

Rachel: Well, I assume the happy couple isn't up yet? Did you guys hear them last night?
Chandler: Yeah. I don't know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.

Bonnie: I think I brought back half the beach in my hair. It was so much easier back when I shaved my head.
Rachel: You know, I gotta tell you I just loved your look when you were bald.
Bonnie: Really? Because I think about shaving it again sometimes.
Rachel: Really? I mean, you definitely should do that.
Bonnie: You know what? I should do it! You know what? Thank you, Rachel. You are so cool.
Rachel: Oh, stop. Go on. Now go shave that head.

Bonnie: You wanna touch it?
Ross: No, but it's great.
Bonnie: Come on, touch it.
Ross: You can feel all the bones in your skull.

Ross: I was having a little chat with Bonnie, and guess what? She happened to bring up who was behind the whole head-shaving idea. And now, who was it? Oh, that's right. It was you.
Rachel: That was her idea. I just gave her a nudge.
Ross: She said you gave her the razor.

Rachel: Come on, see? She doesn't look that bad.
Ross: You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head!