Phoebe Abbott: The man in that picture is Chuck Mangione.
Phoebe: My father is Chuck Mangione?
Phoebe Abbott: That's just Chuck Mangione. I sold him a house last year.

Bonnie: The water is great. You should go in.
Chandler: No, thanks. I just had an M&M.

Chandler: Hi there.
Monica: That's that weird voice again.
Chandler: All right. Let me try it again. You'll wanna date this next guy, I swear. Hi, I'm Dorf. Your date for the evening. Oh, come on. Dorf on dating? That's good stuff!

Chandler: Joey will be right down. He's just looking for his mask.
Monica: A swim mask?
Chandler: No, his gorilla mask. He, uh, wears it in the ocean to scare off the fish.

Joey: Come on! When you go away, you have to play. It's like a law!
Chandler: Well, it's not a law. And as long as it stays attached to that tax reform bill, it will never be, mister!

Monica: Chandler, why, all of a sudden, do you wanna play strip poker?
Chandler: I think because of margaritas three, four, and nine.

Chandler: I know I've asked you this before.
Monica: A hundred times before! [taking the knife away from Monica as she chops vegetables]
Chandler: How am I not right for you?
Monica: I don't know. I like guys like Richard. Or Pete, before he went insane. I don't know. Just somebody more mature.
Chandler: [in a silly voice] Oh, so I'm not mature enough for you? Monica needs somebody more mature.

Chandler: So your first sexual experience was with a woman?
Bonnie: So, I was 15. It was my best friend, Ruth. And we got drunk on that hard cider. And then suddenly, we were making out.
Chandler: Tell it again. Seriously.