Monica: So what's Phoebe like?
Phoebe: I'm kind, caring and sweet. What's Monica like?
Monica: No, the other Phoebe. The one you went to go see.

Rachel: Is that woman capable of talking about anything other than sex?
Joey: Yeah, sure. Earlier she was talking about geography.
Monica: Joey ,she was listing the countries she's done it in.
Joey: I think we all learned something.

Phoebe: She's out of town. There's got to be something in her house that tells me where my father is.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, some people call that "breaking and entering."
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?
Monica: No.
Joey: Oh, no, no.
Phoebe: Look, I'll do something nice, okay? I'll fill her ice trays.