
‘The One After Ross Says Rachel’
Season 5, Episode 1 - Aired September 24, 1998
After Ross mistakenly said Rachel's name at his wedding, he tries to patch things up with Emily. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica are desperate to hook up again while they're still on foreign soil, and Rachel wonders whether she should talk to Ross about him saying her name at the altar.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Well, we certainly are alone.
Chandler: Yes. Good thing we have that "not New York" rule.
Monica: Right. Listen, since we're on that subject I just wanted to tell you that. Well, I was going through a really hard time in London, with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross's mother.
Chandler: Right.
Monica: Well, anyway, I just. That night meant a lot to me. And I guess I'm trying to say thanks.
Chandler: You know, that night meant a lot to me too. And it wasn't because I was in a bad place or anything. It just meant a lot because ... you're really hot. Is that okay?
Monica: That's okay.
Chandler: And I'm cute too?
Monica: And you're cute too.
Chandler: Thank you. All right, I gotta go unpack.
[Chandlers leaves the apartment, then returns]
Chandler: I'm still on London time. Does that count?
Monica: Oh, that counts!
Chandler: Oh, good.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Yes, I will have a glass of Merlot and he'll have a white wine spritzer. Oh, look at that. The airport's moving. Wait. Are we moving? Are we moving? Why are we moving? Does the captain know that we're moving?
Quote from Joey
Jack Geller: Oh, yeah? Well, who serves steak when there's no place to sit? I mean, how are you supposed to eat this?
Joey: Hey, what's up? [Joey's holding a steak in his hand, eating it]
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, dude. Let me in. I got a girl out here.
Chandler: Well, I've got a girl in here.
Joey: No, you don't. I saw you go in there with Monica.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: What if we're watching a movie?
Monica: Which we are. And we've already paid for it. It's My Giant.
Joey: My Giant? I love that movie.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: He said, "Rachel," right? Do you think I should go up there?
Quote from Ross
Ross: That was pretty funny, wasn't it?
[Emily punches Ross in the gut]
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily we still get cake, right?
Quote from Ross
Ross: She's just fixing her makeup.
Emily: I hate you!
Ross: And I love you!