‘The One After Ross Says Rachel’
Season 5, Episode 1 - Aired September 24, 1998
After Ross mistakenly said Rachel's name at his wedding, he tries to patch things up with Emily. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica are desperate to hook up again while they're still on foreign soil, and Rachel wonders whether she should talk to Ross about him saying her name at the altar.
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Rachel, no. He's married. Married. If you don't realize that, I can't help you.
Rachel: Okay. You're right. You're right. You can't help me.
Quote from Judy Geller
Judy Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Steven Waltham: Yes.
Quote from Joey
Jack Geller: Oh, yeah? Well, who serves steak when there's no place to sit? I mean, how are you supposed to eat this?
Joey: Hey, what's up? [Joey's holding a steak in his hand, eating it]
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar.
Chandler: Forget it. That's off.
Monica: Why?
Steven Waltham: The next tour of the wine cellar will commence in two minutes.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn't have meat until she has the babies.
Joey: Well, I figured we're in another country, so it doesn't count.
Monica: That's true.
Chandler: The man's got a point.
Quote from Rachel
Joey: Emily is taking kind of a long time, huh?
Rachel: Heh. You know, when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame to get the hell out of there, you know.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, dude. Let me in. I got a girl out here.
Chandler: Well, I've got a girl in here.
Joey: No, you don't. I saw you go in there with Monica.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: We have to leave in an hour.
Monica: I know. I've been looking at those doors. They look pretty soundproof, don't you think?
Chandler: We can't do that. That's insane. I mean, A, he could wake up. And B, you know, Iet's go for it.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Where is she?
Steven Waltham: She's in hiding. She's utterly humiliated. She doesn't want to see you ever again.
Andrea Waltham: We're very sad that it didn't work out between you and Emily, monkey. But I think you're absolutely delicious.
Steven Waltham: Excuse me, I'm standing right here.
Andrea Waltham: Oh, yes. There you are.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Can I ask you something?
Chandler: Uh, uh. No.
Joey: Felicity and I were watching My Giant and I was thinking: "I'm never going to be as good an actor as that giant." Do you think I'm just wasting my life with this acting thing?
Chandler: No.
Joey: I mean, the giant's like five years younger than me. You think I'll ever get there?
Chandler: Yes.
Joey: Thanks, man.
Chandler: Okay, man.
Joey: But what about how much taller he is than me? ... I mean, there's no way I can make myself taller now. And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular-size man?