Rachel: So you said my name. You just said it because you saw me there. If you'd seen a circus freak, you would've said: "l take thee, Circus Freak." You know, it didn't mean anything.
It's just a mistake. It didn't mean anything. Right?
Ross: No. No. Of course it didn't mean anything. I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, you know, because it was you. But it absolutely didn't. It didn't! It didn't!

Ross: Emily? Emily, I'm coming in.
Rachel: Oh, look at that. Same thing.

Chandler: Listen, if in the middle of everything, if I scream the word, "Yippee!", just ignore me.

Rachel: Do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Chandler: Yes, we do. But we have to change first.
Monica: Yes, I want to change. Why don't you go down and get us a table.
Chandler: Yeah, we'll be down in like five minutes-
Monica: Fifteen minutes.

Chandler: Hey, listen, why don't we go change in my room?
Monica: My clothes are- Oh!

Chandler: Well, we're hanging out in here.
Joey: Which one of us will be having sex in there? Me or you?
Chandler: I suppose I would have to say you.

Chandler: What if we're watching a movie?
Monica: Which we are. And we've already paid for it. It's My Giant.
Joey: My Giant? I love that movie.

Monica: You really think this is okay?
Chandler: Well, Ross and Emily aren't going to use it.
Monica: Oh, it's so beautiful. Oh. You know what, I don't know if I feel right about this.
Chandler: Oh, Mon-Mon-Monica. This is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn't get sex. All the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.

Ross: Do you guys mind staying here for a while?
Monica: Ugh. You know, we've got to get up early and catch that plane to New York.
Chandler: Yeah, it's a very large plane.

Ross: Thanks, guys. I really appreciate this, but you don't need to rub my butt.