Sherry: Well Niles, don't worry about your banquet. I'll wear a nice dress and put on my best dancing shoes.
Niles: Oh, well, there won't be dancing.
Sherry: You just leave that to Sherry.

Sherry: Oh, listen, I should mention I'm kind of a sleepwalker. So if you get up in the night and find me in here naked, just give me a good hard shake. I'll come to in a jiff.
[Frasier and Niles start laughing]
Frasier: Got me, good one!
[Martin and Sherry share a puzzled look]
Martin & Sherry: Ha!
[Niles takes a swig of Martin's beer]

Martin: Hey, Fras. The pharmacy left your ointment with the doorman.
Sherry: Ooh, somebody has a date! Don't worry, honey, it's just for prickly heat.
Frasier: Thank you, Sherry.

Martin: I wondered when you were getting up. Hungry?
Sherry: Well, a little bit. How about some Chinese?
Martin: Chinese for breakfast? Who eats that?
Sherry: About a billion Chinese people.

Sherry: There you are. Marty, I tried, but that girl has no manners whatsoever. [sits on the bath] Hey, Frasier.
Frasier: Do you mind!

Daphne: You're a good psychiatrist, Dr. Crane.
Sherry: You sure are, hon'. You see, Marty, it isn't just a lot of hooey!

Daphne: Okay, the keg of beer will be there by six. I also confirmed the band, ordered the cake, filled out the place cards, picked up the humorous cocktail napkins and I'm almost done making the centerpieces.
Sherry: [sighs] Oh, this party is just going to wear me out.

Sherry: I forgot to tell you. I found this fabulous photograph of Marty arresting some guy. I had it blown up to life size, then I cut out the crook's face so people could stick their heads through and have a snap shot of Marty reading them their rights. Don't you just love it?
Daphne: It depends. Do I have to pick it up?
Sherry: By five. You're a doll.

Niles: Who's going to be attending this soirée?
Sherry: Oh, just some old friends I'm dying for Marty to meet. Now, let's see, there's Ray and Lola Sherwood. Well, I worked with them in Atlantic City when they had a knife-throwing act. Oh, now, Marty, try not to stare at her eye, she gets self-conscious. And, let's see. Oh, and Edie's coming with her new fiancé.
Martin: Oh, she finally met him, huh?
Sherry: Mm, just this week.
Niles: They're engaged and they just met this weekend?
Sherry: Well, you see, up until now, it's been kind of a pen-pal relationship. He's been... detained the last few years.
Frasier: Well, you know, you're going to need some room for those corn nuts. Why don't I just get this pesky priceless sculpture out of your way.

Sherry: So I told her that you and I would take a trip up there this spring. Well, you like my sister, right?
Martin: Yeah, sure.
Sherry: Oh, now, come on, Mart'. You can't hold one little embarrassing moment against her. She didn't know you were in there.