Martin: It happened so fast, then he got all excited and I didn't know what to say.
Ronee: Well, how about "I was talking to the dog?"
Frasier: Well, you know, the poor guy's going through a bad patch right now. He could use a little company. We don't have to spend any time with him.
Ronee: Marty, you know I love Frasier, but this was supposed to be our weekend. You know, you and me, alone.
Martin: I know.
Ronee: But hey, why stop at Frasier? Why not invite Niles and Daphne and make it a party?
Niles: [entering the kitchen] We'd love to! Thank you, Ronee! Thanks, Dad! Frasier...

Frasier: Morning.
Daphne: You're finally up. How'd you sleep?
Frasier: Perfectly. I was borne off to dreamland by the cooing of a morning dove.
Ronee: Oh, I heard that too. I think the weasels are in heat.

Martin: Well, I'm sorry it's not dramatic enough for you.
Ronee: Look, after all that build up, I just thought it would be something bigger, all right? Like you were gonna break up with me or pop the question or something. And F.Y.I., the next time you're in the hospital, I would appreciate a phone call if it's not too much trouble.
Martin: Fine! And F.Y.I., I'm not breaking up with you.
Ronee: Well, I know that now.

Martin: Hey guys, guess what? I'm getting married!
Ronee: Well, come on boys. Give your ol' mom a kiss!

Martin: Hey, Ronee, better get dressed. You can't look like that when she gets here.
Ronee: Oh, she not coming for another hour.
Frasier: Who?
Martin: Ronee's mother.
Ronee: Your grandmother.
Frasier: Stop that!

Ronee: You may get away with this now, young man, but once I'm your mother...
Frasier: Oh, get out!

Betty: All right, Veronica, we've had dessert, we've dropped him off, can we go now?
Ronee: No.
Betty: I don't want to spend another moment in this house!
Ronee: Well, fine, then you go, but I'm staying here with Marty.
Martin: Oh, sure, okay, Ronee, I'll just make up the couch for you.
Ronee: Just drop it, Marty. Yes, Mother, we are sleeping together. And he's not the first. Or the second. In fact, I'm well into double digits now.
Martin: Okay, we got the picture!

Martin: [calling] Ronee! While we're young.
Ronee: [enters] Too late.

Niles: Well, I'm- I'm sure you can find someplace else.
Martin: Oh, but we had our hearts set on the Branford Inn. It's where we had our second date.
Ronee: Yeah, we had a little too much wine, and the couple at the next table said "get a room," and so we did.

Rachel: Here we go.
Frasier: Oh my God, he's beautiful!
Ronee: Yeah, that twin's gonna be jealous his whole life.