Carla: Diane, while I'm thinking about it, I need tonight off. Could you switch with me?
Diane: Uh, well...
Frasier: Why not? There's nothing going on in our lives.
Diane: That will be fine, Carla. You're in luck again. It seems every time you want to trade nights with me, my plans get cancelled.
Carla: Yeah, go figure.

Carla: Now that I'm going to be running in egghead circles, looks like you and I are going to be bumping into each other at parties. You with your boyfriend and me with my boyfriend. His hero.

Frasier: OK, I think I've come to terms with this. Dr. Ludlow, you came here more or less on vacation. You've had your walk on the wild side. Now you can return to your proper sphere, refreshed and a better man.
Dr. Ludlow: Well, frankly, Frasier, it's a bit more complicated than that. I'm going to take a short trip out of town, and when I come back I think I'm going to ask Ms. Tortelli to marry me.
Frasier: How wonderful.

Dr. Ludlow: Damn it, Sam, where is she?
Sam: Dr. Ludlow, I don't know. She's almost never late. Coach, did Carla call?
Coach: Yeah, she did.
Sam: What did she say?
Coach: None of your damn business. How's your knuckleball?
Sam: Come on, Coach, we've been over this again and again. Give me a break, will you? [Coach ignores Sam]

Dr. Ludlow: Carla, are you all right?
Diane: Well, I'll just go celebrate with the others. We're like a big family here at Cheers. You know what they say about a big family, more to love. I always say if you want to be in a big-
Carla: Beat it.
Diane: Bye.