Frasier Quote #36

Quote from Frasier in Whodunit?

Frasier: OK, I think I've come to terms with this. Dr. Ludlow, you came here more or less on vacation. You've had your walk on the wild side. Now you can return to your proper sphere, refreshed and a better man.
Dr. Ludlow: Well, frankly, Frasier, it's a bit more complicated than that. I'm going to take a short trip out of town, and when I come back I think I'm going to ask Ms. Tortelli to marry me.
Frasier: How wonderful.

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Man: 1949.
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