Quote from Diane in Whodunit?
Carla: Diane, while I'm thinking about it, I need tonight off. Could you switch with me? Diane: Uh, well... Frasier: Why not? There's nothing going on in our lives. Diane: That will be fine, Carla. You're in luck again. It seems every time you want to trade nights with me, my plans get cancelled. Carla: Yeah, go figure.