Harry Quote #404
Quote from Harry in Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary
Randy: You picked the wrong guy to mess with, Harry. Oh, yeah! I was born with teeth, baby!
[Harry sneezes and the tape flies off his mouth]
Harry: I'm sorry. Do you have any more tape?
Randy: No.
Harry: Do you want me to try and put this piece back on?
Randy: Put a sock in your blow-hole, Shamu!
Harry: I'm sorry, Randy. It's just that I'm not used to- [voice quavers] Incoming message from the Big Giant Head.
Randy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you goin' Hulk on me?!
Harry: Due to your High Commander's failure to submit your report in a timely manner, your interplanetary mission is now subject to audit.
Randy: What the hell?
Harry: Remember, your human bodies are property of the Big Giant Head and can be revoked at any time.
Randy: Hot diggity damn! This ain't no normal runt. I got me a bona fide freak! There could be money in this! Oh, yeah!
Features in the collection: Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head’
Quote from Tommy in Two-Faced Dick
Harry: Well, let's have a toast, shall we? To [voice quavers] new... Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. Your request has been approved. Your Lieutenant and High Commander will be restored to their previous Earth bodies immediately, and a small fee will appear on your next statement. Transmission ending in 3, 2, 1... [Harry, Dick and Sally sneeze]
Sally: Dick?
Dick: Sally?
Both: We're back!
Dick: Isn't that great, Tommy?
Sally: Oh, isn't that cool, Tommy?
Tommy: [squints] Tommy? I'm not Tommy.
Dick: Oh, my god!
Tommy: Ah, I'm just screwin' with you.
Quote from Harry in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 2
Tommy: Oh, man. The High Commander and the Lieutenant are incapacitated. You know what that means? The Information Officer takes over, and that's me. I'm in charge of the mission.
Harry: Permission to speak, High Commander.
Tommy: Permission granted.
Harry: Well, we might as well just take this mission, roll it up and stick it... [voice quavers] Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. "Your request to return home for emergency maintenance has been authorized."
Tommy: Yes!
Harry: "The time-space portal will open tomorrow evening between 8:51 and 8:53 P.M. Earth time. On your journey home, we will be showing Tin Cup, starring Kevin Costner and Rene Russo."
Tommy: Well, that settles it. We're going.
Harry: "The Big Giant Head looks forward to reading your comprehensive report on the history of human civilization."
Tommy: Oh, no.
‘Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary’ Quotes
Quote from Vicki Dubcek
Dick: Vicki, you remember my true love, Dr. Mary Albright?
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, yes.
Mary: Nice to see you again, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, yes, ma'am, it's nice to see you, too. Doctor. [chuckles] You know, I have this little pain in my lower back-
Mary: Oh, Vicki, I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm a doctor of anthropology.
Vicki Dubcek: What is that? Is that, like, the rear?
Quote from Dick
Dick: So, what has this flagrant display of insensitivity taught you, Mary?
Mary: That you don't have a monopoly on idiotic behavior.
Dick: Exactly.
Mary: So, Dick, can you forgive and forget?
Dick: Oh, I forgive. But I don't forget. And I don't forgive.
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Where did you find those?
Dick: In your sock drawer.
Sally: How could you? After all we've done for you.
Tommy: Okay. It's not what you think.
Dick: It's exactly what I think. It's oregano and fresh rosemary.
Sally: I can't believe it. You can cook!
Harry: You punk!
Tommy: No! No, I can't cook. I swear!
Dick: Then how do you explain this?
Tommy: This, uh... it's marijuana.
Dick: This whole time we've been eating her slop, and you're a damn gourmet!
Tommy: No! No, it's pot. I swear. I- I smoke it with my friends. I- I love to toke up on the fat daddies... dude.