Harry Quote #136
Quote from Harry in See Dick Continue to Run
Evil Dick: Turn that rubbish off. From now on, we watch only golf.
Harry: But I was going to watch [voice quavers] The Jerry Springer Show. Transmission incoming from the Big Giant Head. Warning, warning! Danger, danger! Due to a clerical error, your High Commander may have been accidentally replaced by a disgruntled former employee of the Big Giant Head. He should be considered armed and extremely unpleasant. And remember, when you're thinking of giant heads, think of the Big Giant Head. Resume normal functions in three, two, one. [dances] All right, what was it?
Evil Dick: Wrong number.
Harry: Oh. [both laugh]
Evil Dick: Now shut up and get me that turkey baster!
Harry: [to himself] Why don't you make me get the turkey baster?
Features in the collection: Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head’
Quote from Tommy in Two-Faced Dick
Harry: Well, let's have a toast, shall we? To [voice quavers] new... Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. Your request has been approved. Your Lieutenant and High Commander will be restored to their previous Earth bodies immediately, and a small fee will appear on your next statement. Transmission ending in 3, 2, 1... [Harry, Dick and Sally sneeze]
Sally: Dick?
Dick: Sally?
Both: We're back!
Dick: Isn't that great, Tommy?
Sally: Oh, isn't that cool, Tommy?
Tommy: [squints] Tommy? I'm not Tommy.
Dick: Oh, my god!
Tommy: Ah, I'm just screwin' with you.
Quote from Harry in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 2
Tommy: Oh, man. The High Commander and the Lieutenant are incapacitated. You know what that means? The Information Officer takes over, and that's me. I'm in charge of the mission.
Harry: Permission to speak, High Commander.
Tommy: Permission granted.
Harry: Well, we might as well just take this mission, roll it up and stick it... [voice quavers] Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. "Your request to return home for emergency maintenance has been authorized."
Tommy: Yes!
Harry: "The time-space portal will open tomorrow evening between 8:51 and 8:53 P.M. Earth time. On your journey home, we will be showing Tin Cup, starring Kevin Costner and Rene Russo."
Tommy: Well, that settles it. We're going.
Harry: "The Big Giant Head looks forward to reading your comprehensive report on the history of human civilization."
Tommy: Oh, no.
‘See Dick Continue to Run’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Sally: Dennis!
Dennis Rodman: Tom, Sally, Harry. What are you guys doing here?
Tommy: We just had to pick up some duct tape here.
Dennis Rodman: No, I mean on earth.
Sally: Oh. Well, we're doing that thing where we're supposed to be a human family.
Dennis Rodman: I dodged that assignment.
Tommy: Yeah, we've seen you on TV, man. 18 rebounds a game. Don't people suspect anything?
Sally: Look at you. The hair, the tattoos. Like you could be human.
Harry: Yeah.
Dennis Rodman: They think I'm weird or something.
Harry: I hear that.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Listen, Dennis, I gotta ask you. Madonna, where is she from?
Dennis Rodman: Detroit.
Harry: Detroit, Earth?
Tommy: Get out.
Sally: No.
Dennis Rodman: Yeah, she's here. She's here.
Tommy: Oh, oh. What about Michael Jordan?
Dennis Rodman: Robot.
Tommy: Yeah, I told you so. See?
Sally: All right, all right.
Dennis Rodman: Well, guys, I gotta be going.
Sally: Proceed boldly and with stealth.
Dennis Rodman: Jam on.
Quote from Dick
Evil Dick: And that's not all. Lieutenant?
Sally: Sir!
Evil Dick: From now on, you will wear skirts.
Sally: Skirts?
Evil Dick: Something long that looks pretty when you twirl. And stay away from pleats. You know, nothing too fussy.
Sally: Okay.
Evil Dick: Furthermore, when coupons arrive in the mail, I get first dibs. I may open a box of cereal to get the prize, but I do not then have to eat... the cereal. The bathroom has been stocked with two kinds of toilet paper. I, and I alone... get the quilted kind. You will go to a barber. I will go to a stylist.
Tommy: But wait, wait, wait. We have so much more hair than you do.
Evil Dick: You will never mention that again! Have I made myself clear, Tommy?
All: Yes.