Evil Dick: Turn that rubbish off. From now on, we watch only golf.
Harry: But I was going to watch [voice quavers] The Jerry Springer Show. Transmission incoming from the Big Giant Head. Warning, warning! Danger, danger! Due to a clerical error, your High Commander may have been accidentally replaced by a disgruntled former employee of the Big Giant Head. He should be considered armed and extremely unpleasant. And remember, when you're thinking of giant heads, think of the Big Giant Head. Resume normal functions in three, two, one. [dances] All right, what was it?
Evil Dick: Wrong number.
Harry: Oh. [both laugh]
Evil Dick: Now shut up and get me that turkey baster!
Harry: [to himself] Why don't you make me get the turkey baster?