Quote from Dick in See Dick Continue to Run
Evil Dick: And that's not all. Lieutenant? Sally: Sir! Evil Dick: From now on, you will wear skirts. Sally: Skirts? Evil Dick: Something long that looks pretty when you twirl. And stay away from pleats. You know, nothing too fussy. Sally: Okay. Evil Dick: Furthermore, when coupons arrive in the mail, I get first dibs. I may open a box of cereal to get the prize, but I do not then have to eat... the cereal. The bathroom has been stocked with two kinds of toilet paper. I, and I alone... get the quilted kind. You will go to a barber. I will go to a stylist. Tommy: But wait, wait, wait. We have so much more hair than you do. Evil Dick: You will never mention that again! Have I made myself clear, Tommy? All: Yes.