‘Work Bus’
Season 9, Episode 4 - Aired October 18, 2012
When Jim tries to do something nice for Pam, he inadvertently causes the whole office to be moved into a bus. Meanwhile, Nellie asks Andy for a character reference as she seeks to adopt a child.
Quote from Andy
Phyllis, Kevin & Stanley: Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies!
Andy: Alright! The fat people have spoken! Dwight, get this bus moving.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: So it looks like this work bus was a pretty good idea after all, huh?
Dwight K. Schrute: Get your foot behind the yellow line.
Quote from Clark
[As the work bus pulls away:]
Darryl: [unenthusiastic] Stop.
Clark: [unenthusiastic] Come back.
Darryl: [unenthusiastic] Too late.
Clark: [unenthusiastic] Mmm.
Quote from Pam
Group: Shabooya, roll call. Shabooya, ya ya, shabooya, roll call.
Pam: My name is Pam.
Group: Yeah!
Pam: I like to paint.
Group: Yeah!
Pam: You think you're better?
Group: Yeah!
Pam: Oh no you ain't!
Quote from Pam
Pam: Hey, where's Dwight? He should be a part of this. Has he been acting kinda weird to you lately?
Jim: If by lately you mean the last twelve years, yeah.
Pam: No, I mean he's sulking. That's not like him.
Jim: He's just mad that we're all having fun.
Pam: Then why isn't he scheming? Or preparing to avenge?
Jim: He's fine. He's indestructible.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm sorry to spoil Jim's fantastic voyage everyone, but we're almost out of gas.
Jim: Okay, well I saw a station about a mile back so, chop chop.
Dwight K. Schrute: That name brand place? Nope forget about it, sorry. The tanks are so big on this thing, five cents a gallon extra, that really adds up.
Jim: Are you kidding me? Dwight, come on!
Pam: Hey honey, I don't think we should push him.
Jim: Oh no, I'm gonna push him. You know why? Because you're getting a pie. Why? Cause you deserve it. And what is he doing? He's trying to drive us all around the countryside looking for gas because he knows we won't get there. Is that what we want?!
Group: No!
Dwight K. Schrute: Stop ordering me around, Jim!
Quote from Jim
Jim: What do we want?!
Group: Pies!
Jim: When do we want it?!
Group: Pies!
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, fine. You win. Jim, you win. We have been battling for a long time, but you know what? You win, cause you are the winner, you are the alpha male, there you go. [drops keys in Jim's lap] Alpha male, go buy your wife a pie. Go buy the whole world a pie.
Jim: That's impossible.
Quote from Kevin
Kevin: Well, now I don't even feel like pie. Wait... No, it's back.
Quote from Andy
Stanley: Hurry it up for god's sake. They're gonna be out of banana cream!
Andy: Banana cream is the first to go. We'll be lucky to get pumpkin at this point!