‘Work Bus’
Season 9, Episode 4 - Aired October 18, 2012
When Jim tries to do something nice for Pam, he inadvertently causes the whole office to be moved into a bus. Meanwhile, Nellie asks Andy for a character reference as she seeks to adopt a child.
Quote from Andy
Oscar: Is this like a blooper reel?
Andy: A blooper reel? What is this, 2005? I look like Bob Saget? Fail!
Quote from Andy
Andy: [on video] Hey, I'm Pete, puberty is such a drag, man. And I'm Clark! I like to eat toilet paper. We fail!
Quote from Andy
Andy: That was not a fail.
Group: Fail! Fail! Fail!
Andy: That was actually a serious accident that could have resulted in severe bodily harm. You're all failing right now. Congratulations on your epic fail of the use of the word fail!
Quote from Jim
Jim: Last week, I finally told Pam about the other job I took in Philly...the side job. And she was so incredibly cool about it. And now I just wanna do something huge for her. Like if we were in some biker bar and she mouthed off to some bikers and they came lumbering over and I was like, "Wham!" Gotta go through me first.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Sure. I'll read her letter. And if she tells the truth about how evil and unfit to be a mother she is, then yeah. I'll sign that.
Quote from Creed
Pam: Week off. That'd be great.
Darryl: Hey, if you don't want to teach me Power Point, just say so.
Clark: I don't want to teach you Power Point.
Darryl: Come on! Just show me the Power Point.
Clark: Just do the tutorial.
Darryl: You're the tutorial.
Clark: No, dude, I'm not. I'm not the tutorial.
Darryl: You could be.
Clark: Mm-mm.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: "Side effects of EMF include: headaches..."
Dwight K. Schrute: Had 'em all my life.
Jim: "..breast pain..."
Dwight K. Schrute: No nobbies, no probbies. Nice try, Jim.
Jim: Oof. "Infertility."
Dwight K. Schrute: [scoffs] Yeah right. [Dwight positions mouse pad over his crotch]
Quote from Jim
Jim: Ah. There's my popcorn. Can you just grab that for me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Psh. Keep your snacks on your side, Jim. Idiot. [notices popped kernels in the bag] What the...?
Jim: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: Some of these kernels have crowned.
Jim: That's impossible, cause that's a brand new bag. [looks up to ceiling where there is a red tape X over Dwight's chair] Oh, my God.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: Really? Smirking?
Dwight K. Schrute: What can I say? I love justice. You forced me to spend money on needless repairs, and uh now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: No. No. This is a work bus. The wheels are for transporting the work space to and from the work site.