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The Office: Here Comes Treble

905. Here Comes Treble

Aired October 25, 2012

Andy is thrown when his old college a capella group visit the office on Halloween and don't seem to respect his legacy. Meanwhile, Dwight goes on the hunt for the owner of an anti-anxiety medication, and Jim goes all in on his new business venture.

Quote from Creed

Pete: I didn't realize that everybody here dresses up every year.
Creed: Me neither.
[aside to camera:]
Creed: [covered in blood] It's Halloween. That is really, really good timing.

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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: This year I decided to really get into the spirit of Halloween. It may have been the costliest decision I've ever made. My greased up head went into the pumpkin no problem, but ... I can't get it out. I mean, I could try destroying the pumpkin... But as Jim and I discovered, any blow to the pumpkin itself could prove fatal to me. At first I drove myself crazy thinking about the things I should have done differently. I never should have played that joke on Erin. I never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place. Then I realized that I was being silly. I mean the pumpkin should rot off of my head in a month or two. Right?

Quote from Pam

Jim: Angela, it's Halloween. You have to sing "Monster Mash".
Pam: Oh you have to Jim? You literally have to?
Jim: Uh...
Pam: No I'm just, I'm saying, what would happen if they didn't sing it? Would they go to jail? Would they be shot?
Jim: Okay. We'll, just forget it.
Pam: No! No, I'm interested. I mean I think everybody's interested in why they have to sing it.
Jim: Because it is Halloween. So if you're going to sing a concert, it's a good idea to throw that one in.
Pam: Yeah, yeah, no, no. It's a good idea to brush your teeth. But you have to, um, feed your children. Send them to school. You know, all things you can't do if you just keep singing "Monster Mash".
[aside to camera:]
Kevin: It turns out, that Pam really, really hates "Monster Mash". I mean like, never bring that song up in front of her. Even though Jim was making great points, like, in favor of the song, Pam was like, No! Hate it! Stupid!

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Nellie: Okay, look Dwight, let's just call this thing off. I mean, it's just an anxiety pill. Lots of people have anxiety.
Dwight K. Schrute: You think I don't have anxiety? I have anxiety all the time. Every waking moment of my life is sheer torture. I have land disputes I've got to settle. And idiot cousins to protect. And ne'er-do-well siblings to take care of. But I don't need some stupid pill to get me through all this.

Quote from Pam

Erin: Pam, what are you?
Pam: I am Dr. Cinderella.
Jim: Cece's really into princesses now. So we decided to turn them into a positive female role models.
Pam: I'm an oncologist.

Quote from Darryl

Dwight K. Schrute: What lab did these little clones escape from?
Andy: My Cornell a capella group.
Pam: You were in an a capella group?
Darryl: You went to Cornell?
Andy: Yah! ah. Okay. Ha ha ha ha.

Quote from Clark

Andy: But you have no idea how lucky you are because HCT is doing a set at our Halloween party.
Stanley: Ugh. I don't want to sit through a whole concert of that.
Clark: I do. I love the boss's interests.
Andy: Atta boy, Clark!

Quote from Meredith

Meredith: Where you boys stayin? How does it work in the rooms? Do you get a privacy partition?
Andy: No. Nope. Nope, nope, nope. Stay away.

Quote from Andy

Andy: [dressed as George Michael] You know what I just realized? They might actually call me up to solo on George Michael's Faith. That was one of my signature songs. Oh, man. That would be insane. I'm so not prepared.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Hello, little pill. What do you do?
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Dumatril is licensed to treat anxiety symptoms, such as panic attacks, excessive worrying, and fear. Translation: There's a madman in our midst.

Quote from Nellie

Dwight K. Schrute: Dumatril!
Nellie: Something wrong, Dwight?
Dwight K. Schrute: Dumatril.
Nellie: Yes?
Dwight K. Schrute: This is a pill that I found here in the office. But it's not for worms or eczema like any normal pill. It's not for any disorder of the body. [whispering] It's for a disorder of the mind.
Nellie: The mind is part of the body.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, this is a pill that combats insanity, okay? Whoever is taking it is not only insane... [whispering] They are now off their meds.
Nellie: Dwight, our co-workers' health issues are really none of our business so-
Dwight K. Schrute: Why are you trying so hard to bury this thing, huh? What's going on Nellie? Talk to me.
Nellie: Hm?
[aside to camera:]
Nellie: It's my pill. I have an anxiety issue and I'm not ashamed of that, But I'm not loving the idea of Dwight having that information. I once saw him yell at Phyllis for sneezing wrong.

Quote from Andy

Andy: I know that it's pathetic to re-live your college years, but cut me some slack, Okay? Because I was a freaking rock star in college. When I joined Here Comes Treble, that's when I became somebody. When I got the nickname "Boner Champ," that is when I became me.

Quote from Darryl

Dwight K. Schrute: Hi, Darryl. I'm just here to smear some peanut butter on my forehead.
Nellie: You know, to uh, to protect his brain from the nanobots that the government put in the air conditioning.
Dwight K. Schrute: That makes sense to you, right? Or does it sound... crazy?
Darryl: I can't really picture it. Can you... get it on there. Yeah. And maybe, get the cheeks.
Dwight K. Schrute: So this makes sense then. Or is it crazy?
Darryl: Get under your chin first. Yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: Is that where the nanobots like to come in?
Darryl: Take it all the way up to your lip, yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: Is that how they like to get in?
Darryl: Yeah, that's crazy.
Dwight K. Schrute: [whispering] I don't know. I just don't know.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Meredith: Cool. Free upper.
Dwight K. Schrute: Ah ha! Ha!!! The jig is up, psychopath! Ah yeah! Gotcha!
Meredith: Don't dog catch me!
Dwight K. Schrute: Gotcha! Yeah! Let's see ya get out of this web, huh?
Meredith: Let me out!

Quote from Meredith

Meredith: [to Dwight] Stop baggin' my head!

Quote from Clark

Clark: Wait! Wait. Hold on. Where's the band? ‘Cause there's just no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths.
Creed: Yeah. That's what she said.
[aside to camera:]
Clark: What, am I overdoing it? No. No.

Quote from Erin

Erin: The more I hear about all this a capella drama, the more I think it's kind of pathetic. But when you're with someone, you put up with the stuff that makes you lose respect for them, and that is love.

Quote from Angela

Jim: I thought that concert was pretty great.
Kevin: Oh yeah. I decided that acapelca music is awesome.
Angela: They lost me when they sang ‘Monster Mash'. That song obviously glorifies the occult.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: [whispering] I want some of those pills.
Nellie: Oh, well good for you. I mean, you'll need a prescription.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, no. No, no, no. no. They're not for me. They're for my cousin Mose. He's just having a tough time, being wifeless, and a high pressure job and his crazy cousin Mose. Other cousin Mose.
Nellie: Mm. Got it. Well, you tell Mose that he's a good man and that I hope he feels better.
Dwight K. Schrute: Which one? Mose or the real Mose?
Nellie: The real Mose.
Dwight K. Schrute: He says "Thank you."


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