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The Boat

‘The Boat’

Season 9, Episode 6 -  Aired November 8, 2012

Andy is dealing with his family's financial troubles well, until it comes time to sell the family boat. Meanwhile, Nellie, Jim and Pam have fun with Dwight when he's supposed to give a radio interview.

Quote from Toby

Oscar: Those figures I gave you, they're false.
Toby: How?
Oscar: I was mad at Kevin, we had a fight and I acted vindictively.
Toby: So you set him up.
Oscar: Yes, he's innocent.
Toby: I knew it. I knew it from the beginning this was a possibility.
Oscar: What are you talking about? I just did this now.
Toby: Oh. A few years ago, when I was on the jury of the Scranton Strangler..
Oscar: Sure.
Toby: I always thought he might have been set up but I felt pressured to convict.
Oscar: That's gotta be tough.
Toby: Tough? I put an innocent man on death row.

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Quote from Andy

Boat Guy: I hate to uh, ruin this moment...or breakdown, but you already signed the papers. So, if you want your boat back, you can pick it up there in the Bahamas in 10 days.
Andy: Yeah, I know cause I'm sailing it there.
Boat Guy: Okay, no. I already said, you're not getting back your deposit.
Andy: Fine. Good. Keep it. Just leave the supplies, I paid for those. But how much for that cool fisherman sweater?

Quote from Andy

Andy: Walt?
Walt Jr.: Oh god, thank goodness you're here. I was having a little trouble with this door. Yesterday. I um, I think it was yesterday.
Andy: I thought you were in rehab.
Walt Jr.: Yeah, uh, I just, I figured I'd get that first relapse out of the way. God, what's happened to our family? Everything is so messed up! How did you even know I was in here?
Andy: I didn't. I- I just came to say goodbye to the boat. But I've decided to sail it to Bermuda.
Erin: Bahamas, Andy!
Andy: Same thing. [To Walt] I need a crew. You should be my crew. Three weeks, open ocean, no booze. You need this. I need it. We need this. Serious bro time, come on.

Quote from Kevin

Kevin: Well, Oscar, I did not get the promotion. He just wanted to update my personal information.
Oscar: Well, I am sorry Kevin.
Angela: Why on earth would you think you were getting a promotion?
Kevin: You know what Angela? I- Oh my god. [Senator enters]
Angela: Honey! What are you doing here?
Senator Lipton: Oh, I just had a little intuition that someone I loved needed a little bit of attention today. Oscar, you're looking very healthy. Getting lots of vigorous exercise?
Oscar: No.
Angela: Oscar? What is going on? What was that?
Senator Lipton: What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't mean any offense. I was just trying to be friendly.
Oscar: You know what? I'm sorry. I overreacted. Because I'm stressed out. Why am I stressed out? Who's not stressed out? Who's not stressed out? Who-
Kevin: Come on, Oscar, we're not just gonna sit here and ignore the obvious. Senator Lipton has a big election next week. We all need to give him our support. [starts clapping]

Quote from Erin

Erin: Yes, I am very pleased I could help Andy. Would I have gone with him if he'd asked me? On his sailboat cruise to the Caribbean? Yes. I think that would have been really fun and romantic.

Quote from Pete

Pete: Hey. She's back.
Erin: Thanks for covering the phones.
Pete: Yeah, no problem. How was it?
Erin: Fine.
Pete: Hey, some buddies and I are going to Poor Richard's for beers and pool, you wanna come? I can't promise you too much, but uh, you might get to meet my friend flipper.
Erin: Does he have a flipper?
Pete: Oh. Nope. It's not that, he uh, uh he flipped a table one time when he was drunk.
Erin: He sounds like an idiot.
Pete: Yeah, he is.
Erin: Okay.
Pete: Okay.
Erin: Thanks.
Pete: Yeah.

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