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St. Patrick's Day

‘St. Patrick's Day’

Season 6, Episode 19 - Aired March 11, 2010

On St. Patrick's Day, Michael tries to impress Jo Bennett, the company's new owner, by having everyone work late. Meanwhile, Andy and Erin's first date doesn't go to plan, and Dwight tries to make Jim feel bad when he returns to work.

Quote from Andy

Andy: She should go home. It's not the end of the world. We'll go on our date next week. She's still gonna like me in a week. Right?

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Quote from Darryl

Michael Scott: A real Hoop Dreams story you got there. Oh man, you seem to have caught Jo's eye. How'd you make that happen?
Darryl: I impressed her with my good ideas.
Michael Scott: Hmm. Seriously, how did you do it?
Darryl: I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. You were there.
Michael Scott: How do I put this delicately? Does her family owe your family something, in terms of a past injustice?
Darryl: Now, Mike, I have to ask you to leave, so that I can learn about this tiny television.

Quote from Andy

Erin: Oh! Andy!
Andy: Hi!
Erin: I'm in my jammy-jams!
Andy: That's okay, I'm in my "worky-works." You look amazing!

Quote from Jim

Dwight K. Schrute: Hi there, Jo. Sorry to interrupt. Um, this evening I have- [phone rings]
Jo: [answering phone] Hello?
Jim: Hey, Jo, it's Jim Halpert. I actually scheduled a meeting at 7:30 with a very important client. And it's so weird, because we never have meetings after 5 pm. But I was hoping that maybe just this once, it would be okay.
Jo: Well sure. You know, you go ahead and push some printers.
Jim: You know I will. And by the way, seriously, we never, never do this!
Jo: Okay.
Jim: Okay.
Jo: Sorry, sugar. What'd you want?
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, you see, I actually do have a meeting. With a client. I'm just gonna reschedule for next week.
Jo: Thank you.
Jim: [on the way out] Thanks again by the way. [pats Dwight on the shoulder]

Quote from Andy

Andy: So, how does the whole foster sibling thing work? Do you guys share one parent or-?
Erin: None. We were in the same house from ages ten to twelve. And then from fifteen to eighteen.
Andy: All right. Formative years.
Reid: Nice skirt.
Andy: Yeah, it's a kilt.

Quote from Jo

Jo: Overnight all my damn bags home. I'm carrying nothing but my Sable gloves. I've had it with Homeland Security. And I want you to put all those tracking numbers in my Blackberry.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Hello, Jo.
Jo: Anything I can do for you, puddin'?
Michael Scott: There is, as a matter of fact. It's getting sorta late. It's 8:30. And it's St. Patrick's Day, which is a world ethnic holiday. So I have decided I'm going to dismiss my employees.
Jo: Hmm.
Michael Scott: I'm thrilled with the work they've done today, both quality and the quantity. Great performance, Very, very solid all the way around.
Jo: All right then.
Michael Scott: Okay. Happy St. Patrick's Day. [starts to leave] And also, I would like to say that I will be canceling my trip down to Tallahassee. Although I do look forward to our professional relationship.
Jo: Michael?
Michael Scott: Yes.
Jo: I look forward to that too.

Quote from Jo

Michael Scott: Hello. I want you to stop what you're doing right now. You are stressed, and I'm taking you to lunch.
Jo: No, that's very generous of you, but I'm all set.
Michael Scott: No is not an option.
Jo: Yes it is.
Michael Scott: All right. Well if you need me, I'll be on the other side of that wall. Knock once for yes, twice for no.
Jo: How many knocks does it take to get you to do some work?

Quote from Jo

Erin: This fax came for you. [coughs]
Jo: Oh, no, no, no! Are you feeling ill?
Erin: Uh-
Jo: Oh no, honey, if you got a bug, I want you to go on home. I can't have you getting Callie and Jo Jr. sick. These dogs have got to be in a commercial with Dwight Howard next week.
Erin: Oh! No. I feel like I could lift a car.
Jo: Yeah, but you sound like death, girl. Now why don't you go on home and take care of yourself and get in bed. And shred that and have them send me a clean fax, alright?

Quote from Todd

Michael Scott: [on the phone] Hey Pack-man.
Todd: Hey what's up, Butt-plug?
Michael Scott: How you doing stud? You already there?
Todd: Dude, I've been here since three! I've boot and rallied twice.
Michael Scott: How's the lady situation?
Todd Packer: Fat and ugly. You might actually have a chance.
Michael Scott: Ah, damn. That sounds great. Unfortunately, I am stuck here, because my boss is making us work late.
Todd: Oh here's what you do. Hike up your skirt and pull out your tampon, borrow some balls and come meet me!
Michael Scott: Yeah. Maybe next year.
Todd: Maybe next "queer." Hey ladies, who wants some bangers and mash? [call disconnects]

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