Quote from Todd in St. Patrick's Day
Michael Scott: [on the phone] Hey Pack-man. Todd: Hey what's up, Butt-plug? Michael Scott: How you doing stud? You already there? Todd: Dude, I've been here since three! I've boot and rallied twice. Michael Scott: How's the lady situation? Todd Packer: Fat and ugly. You might actually have a chance. Michael Scott: Ah, damn. That sounds great. Unfortunately, I am stuck here, because my boss is making us work late. Todd: Oh here's what you do. Hike up your skirt and pull out your tampon, borrow some balls and come meet me! Michael Scott: Yeah. Maybe next year. Todd: Maybe next "queer." Hey ladies, who wants some bangers and mash? [call disconnects]