Kevin: Pizza, soda, the moon, someone to share it with.

Michael Scott: Hey, you know why people here are complaining? They are jealous of two people in love on Valentine's Day.
Holly: Two people in love?
Michael Scott: I love you.
Holly: Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean, "you love me"? We've only been dating for a week. Do you mean you love me like, "Oh, hey, there's Holly. I love that girl." Or you do you mean you love me like you love me-love me?
Michael Scott: I love you-love you.
Holly: Wow, you love me-love me. I love you-love you.
Michael Scott: I am really disappointed in the office's policy on PDA at this moment. I love you. [shakes Holly's hand]
Holly: I love you.

Michael Scott: Holly, I love you so, so, so much. And I think we need to break up.
Holly: What? What are you talking about?
Michael Scott: Actually, it's Valentine's Day. Shouldn't be doing this today. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Holly: No, we're gonna talk now. You're not breaking up with me.
Michael Scott: You're gonna go back to Nashua, eventually, and I can't handle it. So let's just- Let's-
Holly: What if I said it wasn't up to them?
Michael Scott: Who?
Holly: The company. Nobody knows our future, but it's not gonna be decided by the company. It's not gonna be decided by anybody but us. What we are is up to you and me.

Michael Scott: Holly and I are dating. It's been a week, and I still can't believe it. [sighs] It goes to show that everything you want in life, you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.

Gabe: And what do we have here?
Erin: From my secret admirer. That's you!
Gabe: Come on.
[aside to camera:]
Gabe: I dominate Valentine's Day. I practically make romance into a science.
[back:]
Erin: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Look in the vase to find your first clue." Oh, my gosh. It's a romantic scavenger hunt!
Gabe: Oh, close. It's a romantic treasure hunt. A scavenger hunt is where you find items from a master list. This is where you follow clues that lead to a prize. Common misuse. Good luck.

Angela: I don't know if anyone else feels this way and don't get me wrong, I love Michael and Holly, and maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but... the PDA.
Oscar: Yes! The freaking PDA!
Angela: Uh-huh.
Oscar: Thank you! I mean, I'm thrilled for them.
Angela: No one is more thrilled for them than I am...
Oscar: Yes, yes, absolutely.
Angela: ...but it's totally inappropriate.
Darryl: Yeah, it's a little much.
Phyllis: Mm-hmm.
Darryl: Obviously, so happy for them both.
Oscar: So happy. Yeah.

Gabe: [to Oscar] I hear them kissing all the time. It's this horrible plipping sound. You know, it's like Chinese water torture. Just...[plipping sound] like it's coming from my own head.

Gabe: First things first. An office romance is permissible. Not something you'd expect to hear from corporate. Well, guess what. Sabre is 100% tolerant of office romances.
Ryan: Speaking of, Gabe, I don't see Erin at this meeting.
Meredith: Uh, I also don't see Andy.
Kevin: Ooh.
Jim: Ooh! Boom! Face!
Gabe: I get it. Andy's slamming my girlfriend. Very funny.

Oscar: Are you guys listening to this?
Michael Scott: What, are you talking about me and Holly?
Pam: Yeah!
Gabe: Maybe you find your own chair.

Holly: So we kiss occasionally?
Oscar: Not occasionally. All the time.
Phyllis: Yeah, and it's not just the kissing. It's the flirtatious whispering.
Stanley: The flirtatious tickling.
Michael Scott: Whispering and tickling have their place in business.
Darryl: That thing were you softly exhale on her neck.
Michael Scott: I... Okay, yeah, that's pretty hot. I will give you that. Look, you are all hypocrites. You all do it.