Oscar: I just got an email from corporate, specifically for Accounting to stop all payments to our vendors.
Phyllis: What does that mean?
Oscar: Well, maybe nothing but it could mean a problem with liquidity.
Michael Scott: [accent] Whoa. What's this strange Yankee accent coming out of your mouth, son? This here's Savannah.
Oscar: [tries to speak in a high-pitched Southern accent] This plantation, we're running low on greenbacks. We're having problems, uh, paying the people who give us the seeds and the dirt. We can't pay... [in normal voice] Michael, I can't- Basically it could mean a lot of things, but it is unprecedented, so it's cause for concern.

Jim: OK, so Corporate is still in their meeting.
Kevin: That could be a good sign.
Angela: Hey everyone, Kevin's going to give us his take on the situation. Let's listen up.
Jim: All right guys, it's a work day and you guys work here, so let's go do some work.
Kevin: Now, Jim telling us all to work? I think that is a very good sign.
Angela: Don't just say things.

Jim: Oh, hey, Michael. Listen, I brought up those sales targets. Do you want to-
Michael Scott: [accent] I do believe you have me mistaken, my name is Caleb Crawdad. Y'all skedaddled way too soon. We need to reopen this case.
Jim: No, you're not reopening the case. The case is closed.
Michael Scott: No, it ain't.

Michael Scott: Deb, what in the world - do you have the vapors?
Jim: Michael, not now.
Michael Scott: Can't wait, we have to get you to our witch doctor right now. Come on. Come on.
Pam: I should just go. [accent] Where to now Caleb?
Michael Scott: To Mama Juju boo-boo.

Jim: Michael, can I... Okay, I'm just going to skip right past the what and go with why.
Michael Scott: Because this is the recreation of a crime scene.
Meredith: [laying on the ground] I'm the dead body and these are my brain chunks.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey shut up. You're dead.
Jim: Michael, can I talk to you in your office?
Michael Scott: No Michael here, my name is-
Jim: Caleb!

Jim: [answering phone] Hey, David.
David: Hey, sorry to be getting back to you guys so late. Things are still a bit unclear. We didn't officially decide anything yet.
Jim: Oh, okay.
David: But if I can be candid with you here, Jim, it's not good. We fully expect to be out of money by the end of the year. Insolvent. So, well... You know what? I'm sorry, I have to run. But we will talk soon, okay?
Jim: Sure. Oh, you know, while I have you... today I was working on this pitch for a supermarket chain, and it would actually be a big account and I wanted to-
David: Look, you know what? I can't really get my head around anything like that right now, but that's great. Keep after it, but I gotta run.
Jim: Okay.
David: Thanks Jim.
Jim: See ya.

Stanley: Do we have to play?
Jim: No.
Stanley: Super.

Jim: Really?
Pam: [accent] It wasn't me. I'm not goin' down for this!
Jim: Yeah, I want to go home.
Pam: Get the keys out of my purse, start the car.