Jim: Michael, can I... Okay, I'm just going to skip right past the what and go with why.
Michael Scott: Because this is the recreation of a crime scene.
Meredith: [laying on the ground] I'm the dead body and these are my brain chunks.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey shut up. You're dead.
Jim: Michael, can I talk to you in your office?
Michael Scott: No Michael here, my name is-
Jim: Caleb!