Kelly: So. I thought we could take the customer on a... Then. Then we could...
Jim: You realize you're not actually talking to me, right?
Kelly: And...
Charles: Hey, Kelly.
Kelly: Yes, Charles, you wanted me?
Charles: Oh. No, I meant, I meant that Kelly.

Kevin: I thought Rajini Ghanda was a boy's name?

Michael Scott: I am going to need 800 of these, on nice bright paper. It is a coupon for unparalleled customer service.

Charles: Hey, Jim can I get a, um-
Jim: [Awkward] Hi.
Charles: Hi. I need a rundown of your clients. Can you get that to me?
Jim: Sure.
Charles: Yeah.
Jim: Okay.
Jim: [to camera] What the hell's a rundown?
Jim: [entering Charles' office] When did you need that rundown by?
Charles: As soon as possible.
Jim: Okay.
Charles: Just get it right.
Jim: Yeah. Gotcha. Of course. I'm gonna dive in. To the rundown. I'll be exhausted 'cause it's like a triathlon. Did you want to close this? Close, or keep it?

Erin: Oh.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know there's a ghost in this office
Erin: Really?
Dwight K. Schrute: A woman was murdered on this very floor in 1816. Haddie McGonagle. She was a prostitute.
Erin: Why was she in this building?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, this whole place used to be a brothel. There was a tavern on the ground floor.
Erin: That's crazy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, isn't it? She was bludgeoned to death by the business end of a riding crop.
Erin: Oh, my God!
Dwight K. Schrute: It was gruesome. They say she walks these hallways. If you ever feel a tapping on your shoulder, that could be Haddie. Begging for her life. And it could mean, that you're next. [Dwight taps her shoulder]
Erin: Oh! [They both laugh.]
Dwight K. Schrute: Just kidding. You finding everything okay?
Erin: Yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah?
Erin: Just got some ice.
Dwight K. Schrute: [eerie voice] Erin... Erin...

Michael Scott: Listen! Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. I need someone to make a copy of this. Because I don't make copies, I'm the boss. Got it? I make originals.
Ryan: Yeah, I make originals too.

Pam: Seriously? This is what's so important, putting naked pictures on the desktop?
Ryan: That's me and my friend Jonathan from Thailand.
Pam: I don't want to look at your friend Jasmine's boobs all day.
Ryan: You could be hot too if you made any effort. At all.
Pam: Like how? Dyeing my hair blond?
Ryan: This is from the sun.
Pam: Oh, yeah I bet.

Michael Scott: Listen up. It has come to my attention that some people in this office are not getting along with other people in this office. And I think I have come up with the reason why. This office space is too small.
Pam: Definitely.
Michael Scott: Okay. There are four corners in this room. Each corner is to be a personal space for each one of you. Whichever corner you want. And make it your own.
Pam: We could work from home.
Ryan: Or you could fire one of us. Whoever has less education.

Michael Scott: Okay guys, thank you for the offers. But I want you to get pumped about this corner idea. All right? 1,2,3- What are we gonna do?
Pam: Corner idea?
Michael Scott: No, you're supposed to say, "Rock the house."
Ryan: Rock the house!
Pam: How would we know that?

Jim: Hey, dude, you know what a "rundown" is?
Oscar: Use it in a sentence.
Jim: "Uh, can you get this rundown for me?"
Oscar: Try another sentence.
Jim: "This rundown better be really good"?
Oscar: I don't know but it sounds like the rundown is really important.
Jim: Charles asked me to do this rundown of all my clients.
Oscar: Why don't you just ask him--
Jim: No. I can't. It was like, hours ago.
Oscar: What have you been doing?
Kevin: Try another sentence.