‘Here Comes Treble’
Season 9, Episode 5 - Aired October 25, 2012
Andy is thrown when his old college a capella group visit the office on Halloween and don't seem to respect his legacy. Meanwhile, Dwight goes on the hunt for the owner of an anti-anxiety medication, and Jim goes all in on his new business venture.
Quote from Jim
Erin: Uh, Jim, you're not dressed up at all.
Jim: Sure I am. I am... one of the Men in Black guys. [to Pam, under his breath] Can I have your sunglasses?
Erin: Jim, come on. I thought we were past this.
Quote from Pam
Pam: So the sports marketing business that Jim told everyone about except for me?
Jim: There's a big investment lunch today, so I decided to skip the costume.
Pam: Unless he has a secret costume that he told everyone about except for me.
Jim: Gettin' a lot of mileage out of this, aren't ya?
Pam: Yeah, well, get used to it, bud.
Quote from Angela
Andy: A jitterbug. [giggles] You guys look great! Just a reminder. The party is right after lunch, so make sure you get all your work done before that or throw it out. Any questions?
Angela: The senator will be joining us later.
Andy: Not a question.
Angela: No, it wasn't.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim. Look I'm eating you.
Jim: Shut up.
Dwight K. Schrute: Ha ha. Hey Erin, look, these are Nerds. I'm eating Jims.
Erin: [laughs]
Dwight K. Schrute: Must eat more Jims! Oink oink oink oink.
Erin: [laughing hysterically] Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! [limping towards the bathroom]
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh no, I'm spilling Jim all over the carpet. [laughing]
Quote from Pam
Pam: Okay, I give up. What are you?
Nellie: I'm sexy Toby.
Pam: [laughing] Gross. I love it.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Nellie: Yeah, you're right. This man needs to be apprehended.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'll get my apprehension kit.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Broccoli Rob was Broccoli Rob. Andy Bernard is the Boner Champ.
Quote from Andy
Andy: I was just talking to some of the actives, and they think that you're Boner Champ.
Broccoli Rob: [on video chat] I'm so sorry! I don't know how that could have happened.
Andy: Did you maybe tell them that or...?
Broccoli Rob: I just- I just started yappin' about the old days, and I guess the wine coolers were flowing, and, you know, somehow things just got hinky.
Andy: Could you just call them and tell them the truth? 'Cause I know it's really stupid, but it's also really, really, really important.
Broccoli Rob: Will do. I love you, Andy.
Andy: Love you too.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Spring sing ‘95. Got completely ripped on Bud Dries. I had sex with a snowman. I just went at that thing. Cold would have stopped most people but I stayed locked in, you know. Took the face off. It just seemed easier that way.
Quote from Oscar
Angela: And I told Phyllis not to put it out, but she insisted. So, anyway... Hi! Oh, Oscar, remember my husband, the senator?
Oscar: Senator Lipton, nice to see you.
Senator Lipton: Nice to see you Oscar.
Angela: Wait a second, who designed this spread? The sweets and savories are all mixed together. This is mayhem!
Senator Lipton: So Oscar, you're a dinosaur.
Oscar: Actually I'm the electoral college.
Senator Lipton: Ouch! Right on target.