‘Here Comes Treble’
Season 9, Episode 5 - Aired October 25, 2012
Andy is thrown when his old college a capella group visit the office on Halloween and don't seem to respect his legacy. Meanwhile, Dwight goes on the hunt for the owner of an anti-anxiety medication, and Jim goes all in on his new business venture.
Quote from Erin
Erin: Hey! You better do ‘Faith.' You get me?
Russell: We don't know it.
Erin: So learn it. You all go to Cornell, you're like eight Rain men. Just learning the friggin' song.
Russell: Look, I know it was big with the old guys, but--
Erin: Buts... are for pooping. Okay? Make it work.
Quote from Stanley
Clark: That's how you do that! Whoo!
Stanley: Show some pride. This is crap.
Dwight K. Schrute: I agree. Yes, crap. Continue.
Quote from Darryl
Russell: Now folks, by special request, we're going to take it a little old school. There is a former Trebler in this room.
Darryl: Who?
Russell: It's Mr. Andy Bernard!
Quote from Andy
Andy: Whoa! Whoa! What the hell is Broccoli Rob doing here?
Russell: She said you wanted to hear ‘Faith'. That's Broccoli Rob's signature song.
Andy: That's my signature song.
Russell: I really didn't know that man. I just thought you wanted to hear it.
Andy: Russell, I'm dressed like George Michael.
Russell: I thought you were Adam Lambert.
Andy: Wha...?
Quote from Andy
Erin: Are you okay?
Broccoli Rob: [on screen] He's still mad.
Andy: Shut up, Broccoli.
Broccoli Rob: Champ, I feel awful about this whole thing. Russell called me up. And they said they needed 20 cc's of George Michael stat. So just... Wham! I sprang into action. You know me. I assumed you wanted to hear me do your signature number.
Andy: You thought I wanted to sit in the audience like some slutty Treb rat? A man's signature solo is his for life, okay? That's group policy and you know it.
Broccoli Rob:Look, it's not my fault that I still live near campus, and it's my duty as an alum to be friendly to the young guys., and stop in two, three times a week.
Andy: Just don't do the song anymore.
Broccoli Rob: I tell you what, we'll have a sing-off for it. You pick twelve alums from any year to back you up and I'll do the same, and I'm so confident that I'll win, I won't even warm up.
Andy: Fine, go ahead. Thrash your pipes.
Broccoli Rob: My pipes are primo, Champ. Why don't you ask Trey Anastasio about my pipes?
Andy: I knew you would go there, you son of a bitch!
Broccoli Rob:He said, and I quote, "Hey Rob, nice pipes." That happened!
Andy: Okay, fine, yeah. that's one guy's opinion!
Broccoli Rob: That's real. 'That'll never change!
Erin: Okay! [unplugs TV screen]
Andy: Doesn't mean you're the best singer ever. Dick.
Quote from Andy
Erin: Andy, what's going on?
Andy: If I am not Boner Champ, I don't know who I am.
Erin: Well, um, you know maybe you're the wise old guy that the new, uh, B-O-N-E-R champ looks up to. You know, you could just-
Andy: Make a donation.
Erin: Well, I was gonna say, be a mentor.
Andy: Yes. I am gonna make a donation. And it just so happens that I know someone who works at the Bernard Family Foundation. Her name is mom.