Darryl: Hey, what's up?
Andy: Didn't I just see you at the airport jumping in a limo?
Darryl: What? Must've been another devilishly handsome debonair individual.
Andy: Hmm.
Darryl: Hey, man. How are you doing? I, um...I didn't call ‘cause I figured you changed the number.
Andy: No, I didn't change the number. All good though. Phone never rings.

Jim: Hey, dude, leave him alone. What are you doing?
Andy: Jim, it's fine. He'll just get you on his cell phone and then that'll go viral.
Darryl: That happens a lot?
Andy: Yeah, I guess. But things are going well actually. I spoke at Cornell during commencement week. I mean, the seniors invited me as a joke but it was a huge success.
Oscar: Well, I bet it was a smash.
Andy: That's how I got my new job in the admissions office.
Oscar: Is that a volunteer program or...
Andy: No, it's a job. Things are going great.
Darryl: Let's get a drink in you, huh?
Andy: Yes.

Angela: This is my big sister Rachel.
Rachel: No, this is my big sister Angela.
Angela: [laughs] We're very close. We even have our own special language.
Angela: People love it.
Rachel: They do.

Dwight K. Schrute: I heard you bought a bar, Kevin.
Kevin: Yes. I did. This one. Now get out!
Dwight K. Schrute: [to Mose] Why did you pick this place? [Mose points to Jim]
Jim: Oh.
Dwight K. Schrute: You? You did this as a prank. My own Bestich Mensch.
Jim: Nope, not a prank. I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.
Dwight K. Schrute: [scoffs] Waste of a good hatchet.
Jim: Okay, just talk.
Kevin: Well, w...
Dwight K. Schrute: I heard you say "well" the first time.

Jim: Hey. Hey, is Angela coming or...
Dwight K. Schrute: No. We can't see each other on our wedding day. And her legs are still numb from being in the trunk.

Andy: I'm sorry guys. This is probably on me. I got hated on pretty hard when that auto-tune went viral.
Andy: [on auto-tuned video] Just sit here and cry, just sit here and cry! Oh I can so just sit here and cry. You guys are really mean. It can't end like this you know. Slept in my car last night, quit my job. Burned all my bridges. And I did unspeakable things – You're just not good, you're just not good. – Are you insane? – You're just not good, you're just not good. – Chill out! [crying] Just sit here and cry...

Kevin: [watching the auto-tuned video of Andy at his bar] People actually dance to this. It's in my jukebox. None of the money goes to Andy though.

Man: Hey! It's Andy Bernard!
All: Nard Dog! [cheers and claps] Roo-doo-doo-doo! Roo-doo-doo-doo! Roo-doo-doo-doo! Roo-doo-doo-doo!
Andy: Roo-doo-doo-doo!

Ryan: Say "hi", Drake.
Kelly: Drake is your baby's name?
Ryan: Yeah.
Kelly: That is an amazing name. I'm obsessed with Drake. His last album... it just touched me to pieces.
Ryan: No, Kelly, he's no named after a hip-hop artist from 2011. It's Drake, like a mix of Drew and Blake.

Kelly: Cool. Well, he is so cute. Ravi, check out this cute baby. I'm obsessed with him. Ravi is a pediatrician and some of his patients are total uggos.
Ravi: They're called premature, sweetie. It's good to see you again Ryan.