Phyllis: Let me help you up.
Angela: Thanks. [knees buckle] Oh. Ouch.
Pam: Oh, boy. Maybe your heels are too high.
Angela: No, my heels aren't too high. It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk. Thanks for not locking the door when I asked you to, Phyllis. [sighs] Sorry, Phyllis. You didn't know. As long as I can get to the altar.
Phyllis: Oh, I'm gonna get you to that altar. You can take that to the bank.

Ryan: Ravi? Ravi? Drake has a bit of a rash. And he's hot.
Ravi: Oh, no.
Ryan: I was wondering could you maybe examine him for a second?
Ravi: Oh, yeah, you're not feeling well little guy? Okay, sure. Should we go inside?
Ryan: Actually, could you go inside? I'm feeling a little dehydrated. I could really use a little break, have some water.
Ravi: Are you sure you don't wanna go in?
Kelly: Ravi, just do it. That baby is burning up. Isn't this, like what you live for? Just go. Go.
Ryan: Thank you, Ravi. Thank you so much. This is great for me and for Drake. Thank you.
Kelly: I don't know, Ryan. Baby Drake didn't look so good.
Ryan: He'll be fine. I let him suck on a strawberry. He's allergic but he'll get over it fast. I had to talk to you.
Kelly: You gave your baby an allergic reaction just to talk to me? [they kiss passionately]

[As she dances with her biological father]
Ed: Where'd you learn to dance like that?
Erin: I don't know. I've just always been really good at dancing.

Toby: [sobbing as he dances with Pam]
Pam: Is it me? Is it Nellie?
Toby: [sobbing] It's everything.

Val: The Doc crew's throwing a big after party in the warehouse tonight.
Darryl: Yeah, I heard. It sounds kinda lame. [to camera] No offense. You going, Toby?
Toby: Oh, I don't know. I might turn in early.
Andy: It's only 6:00. Come on, everybody's going.
Meredith: You have to go, Toby.
Pete: Yeah, come on, Tobes.
Val: Come on.
Toby: Yeah. I'll stop by.
Pete: There he is!

Jim: No, really, what's going on?
Pam: Okay, Okay. Um... so... this past year has been really great, and you've been great and I just... I know that you had to make this choice and you had to give something up for me. But I never want you to have to give up anything. I just thought if I could get us an offer then there wouldn't be anything standing in our way and I could come to you with this big Jim gesture and show you all at once just how much I love you and how much I really do believe in your future.
Jim: Sorry, how long have you been showing the house?
Pam: About 2 months
Jim: That's why it's so clean.
Pam: Yeah.
Jim: I mean, you were gonna do this without me?
Pam: Well, you... you bought the house without telling me, so I thought I could sell it without telling you.
Jim: Oh, okay. Where would we go?
Pam: Austin? Maybe.
Jim: I promise you, you don't have to do this for me.
Pam: I'm doing it for us.
Jim: The last-
Buyer: Okay. We'll take it.
Jim: [to the buyer] Hold on a second. [to Pam] The last few months have meant the world to me and all I care about...
Pam: Hold on a second. [turning] Wait, what did you just say?
Buyer: We wanna buy your house.
Jim: You wanna do this?
Pam: I wanna do this.
Jim: You really want to do this?
Pam: I really want to do this!

Phyllis: Cool.
Woman: Oh, that's for PBS executives only.
Stanley: I had to pledge $50 to my local PBS station just to get this. [holding a cushion featuring the documentary logo and Stanley's face]

Stanley: Okay, I need a drink.
Kevin: Yeah, we all need a drink. [opening Meredith's drawer] What the... There's only dandelion tea and raisins in here.
Meredith: Hey, bottom drawer.
Kevin: Yes!

Dwight K. Schrute: Aww, J, P and D. The three amigos. Ah, it warms my heart. Hey, what do you say, when I get back from out honeymoon, the three of us have a conference room meeting just for fun? ... What is that meaningful look?
Jim: You know what? Maybe we should talk.

Kevin: Oscar. Oscar. [crying] I think I'm gay.
Oscar: Why do you say that?
Kevin: [sniffles] It's just that I'm so emotional.
Oscar: Yeah, but you're not gay. You're not gay.
Kevin: No, but maybe the reason...
Oscar: You're not gay.