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The Office: Finale

924. Finale

Aired May 16, 2013

The Dunder Mifflin gang reunite for the first time since the documentary series premiered one year earlier. They all attend a "Where are they now?" discussion panel on the same weekend as Dwight and Angela's wedding.

Quote from Michael Scott

Jim: Either way, Dwight, I can't be there for you. I'm sorry.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim.
Jim: I just really wish there was something I could do. [looks off into the distance]
Dwight K. Schrute: [turns around] Michael. I can't believe you came.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
Jim: [to camera] Best prank ever.

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Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: [crying] I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let's see. My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang to Motorhead. Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. Angela Schrute, my former accountant is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding and office administrator Pamela Beesley Halpert is my best friend. So, yes. I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates.

Quote from Pam

Pam: I didn't watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam. It took me so long to do so many important things. It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was 5 feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It'd be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I'm a tragic person. I'm really happy now. But it would just... just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself "Be strong, trust yourself, love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want and act fast, because life just isn't that long."

Quote from Kevin

Kevin: If there is one thing that I have learned through this whole experience, it's that if you film anybody long enough, they're going to do something stupid. It's only human natural.

Quote from Andy

Andy: I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin thinking about my old pals, my college a cappella group. The weird thing is now, I'm exactly where I wanna be. I got my dream job at Cornell and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them. ... Someone should write a song about that.

Quote from Jim

Jim: I sold paper at this company for twelve years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn't love every minute of it, everything I have, I owe to this job. This stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.

Quote from Erin

Erin: How did you do it? How did you capture what it was really like? How we felt and how made each other laugh and how we got through the day? How did you do it? Also, how do cameras work?

Quote from Meredith

Meredith: I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story with anyone out there who thinks they're the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. You're not alone sister. Let's get a beer sometime.

Quote from Phyllis

Phyllis: Oh, some fudge?
Malcolm: Oh, thanks. I love your fudge.
Phyllis: Thanks.
Malcolm: I think I gained a couple of pounds since I got here.
Phyllis: [laughing] Oh, you can afford it.
[aside to camera:]
Phyllis: After 16 years, it's strange sitting across from somebody who isn't Stanley. But... he'll get there.

Quote from Oscar

Oscar: You take something ordinary, like a piece of paper. It's not much. But if you see it in the right way... And that's what you did with this documentary. But seriously, you made a nine-year documentary and you couldn't once show me doing my origami.

Quote from Jim

Jim: Imagine going back and watching a tape of your life. You could see yourself change and make mistakes and grow up. You could watch yourself fall in love, watch yourself become a husband, become a father. You guys gave that to me. And that's... an amazing gift.

Quote from Creed

Creed: It all seems so very arbitrary. I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring. I took a desk at the back because it was empty. But...[chuckles] no matter how you get there or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home. [to the two cops by his side] Let's do this.

Quote from Phyllis

Phyllis: I'm happy that this was all filmed so I can remember everyone and what we did. I worked for a paper company all these years and I never wrote anything down.

Quote from Erin

Joan: I have a question for Erin.
Erin: Really?
Joan: Yes. Um, the thing I found most compelling about the documentary was your search for your birth mother.
Erin: Thank you.
Joan: So my question is, um, do... Don't you hate her? I mean, I would just imagine that you were so angry at her that you would hate her.
Erin: Maybe sometimes. But not like hate hate. More just like, "Mom, I hate you!" And then she would say "Ggo to your room, young lady." And I'd stamp my foot and run upstairs and I have a room, which is really cool. And then we'd just have dinner together. But I don't know. I'd have to meet her. Thanks.
Joan: Erin...
Erin: Yes?
Joan: Um... Oh, Erin..
Erin: Yes? Is there a follow-up question? [eventually realizes] Mom? [Erin walks to Joan, they hug]
Ed: Erin? Same question but about your dad. [they hug]

Quote from Darryl

Darryl: Everyday when I came into work, all I wanted to do was leave. So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now?

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: I brought in some new faces, and one old. I always like Devon. I hired him back after Creed faked his own death in the baler the day after the doc aired. The only person he fooled was Kevin. Then the police showed up. Turns out, Creed was in the band "The Grass Roots" in the 1960's. During that time, the police say he sold drugs and trafficked in endangered species meat and stole weapons-grade LSD from the military.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, man, never thought I'd say this but I think I ate too much bone marrow.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Pam: I finally feel ready. Athlead is growing.
Jim: Athleap.
Pam: And Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat. We'll come back to visit. But I think it's time for us to officially-
Dwight K. Schrute: No, don't say it. You're fired! You're both fired!
Jim: Dwight, come on. Don't end on a bad note.
Dwight K. Schrute: Don't be an idiot. It's for the severance. The best that I can do is one month for every year you've been here. That's the max.
Pam: Thanks, Dwight.
Jim: Hey, and if you're ever in Austin...
Dwight K. Schrute: Whoa. Right. For what, the art? The music? The incredible nightlife? No, thank you. But if you're ever in the area, you'll always have a place to stay... in my barn.
Jim: There it is.

Quote from Pam

Pam: I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary. But all in all, I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?

Quote from Toby

Toby: After Dwight fired me, I moved to New York to write the great American novel. I have six roommates. Heh. Which are better than friends, you know, 'cause they have to give you one month's notice before they leave.

Quote from Stanley

Stanley: Hey, guys.
All: Stanley!
Erin: How's Florida?
Stanley: Oh, great.
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: Yes, I'm living in Florida now. Little town called Florida City, just on the edge of the everglades. The man who delivered my divorce papers came by fan boat which was kinda fun. I sit on my porch all day, carving birds.

Quote from Meredith

Woman #3: I wanna know how everyone felt they were portrayed. Was it accurate?
Meredith: I got a beef with that. Um, for the first seven years, I was getting my PhD in School Psychology and they didn't show it. Yes, I was getting hammered but, hey, it was college.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: The documentary series finished airing ages ago. Why is PBS sending another crew?
Camera Man: We're getting bonus footage for the DVD.
Dwight K. Schrute: Pfft, nobody buys DVDs anymore.
Camera Man: It'll be a pledge gift.
Dwight K. Schrute: PBS. The propaganda wing of Bill and Melinda Gates and viewers like you.

Quote from Andy

Andy: Yeah, sure, I'll talk about it. Why not? American's Next A Cappella Sensation aired my audition. And when I started sobbing uncontrollably, apparently that struck a chord with quite a lot of people. Not a very compassionate chord. The clip went viral, as they say... Two million hits in the first week and then the parodies started. One from the Philippines got 12 million hits. And the late night comedy guys had a field day with it. After my clip blew up, I actually got a call from the double rainbow guy and the fat Star Wars kid. Turns out they have a support group. [pause] Not really my scene.

Quote from Oscar

Oscar: [on the phone] Years ago, the senator promised a left turn lane by the Arby's. So I wanna know where in the name of horsey sauce is it? Well, yeah, you... Hold on.
Dakota: Hi. I keep seeing this symbol in the accounts from last year. It's..it's all over the place. I don't know what it means.
Oscar: That's the reason Kevin got fired. It's his magic number. He used to use it to balance his accounts. He used to call it a Keleven. He told Dwight, [imitating Kevin] "A mistake plus Keleven gets you home by seven." He was home by 4:45 that day.

Quote from Nellie

Nellie: Oh, I live in Poland now. The Scranton of the E.U. Thank you for flying me out here for the weekend. I'm looking forward to the reunion panel tomorrow. Can't wait to see everyone. Well, almost everyone.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Man #1: How did it feel to see your lives played out on TV?
David: It's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made. It's kinda disgusting. You learn a lot, but I didn't wanna know any of it.
Dwight K. Schrute: With today's modern surveillance technology, we are in a constant state of being watched whether it's our government or the government of other countries, a.k.a. Google. You guys are being filmed way more than we ever were.
Pete: Uh, no one recognizes me. But not all my friends call me Plop. So... thanks PBS.

Quote from Pam

Pam: Michael has so many pictures of his kids he had to get two phones with two numbers and he pays two bills. He just so happy to have a family plan.

Quote from Phyllis

Phyllis: I missed you.
Stanley: I missed you too.
[aside to camera:]
Phyllis: Lots of people think that Stanley Hudson's a mean old grump. [laughs, then sobbing] But would a grump make this? It's me. It's me.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: In the past year, I have consolidated the entire Scranton paper market. We regained the white pages, the school district, Lackawanna county. We supply them all. I'm getting married tomorrow afternoon, and in the morning, there's a mini-reunion. A kind of a "Where are they now?" panel at a local theatre. It'll be nice to see everyone again. [laughs] I haven't seen Kevin since we let him go.

Quote from Jim

Jim: I bike to work now. Saves on gas, cheaper than a vasectomy and, uh, oh, yeah, it's good for the environment too. Pam and I are great. She just recently finished her mural for the Irish cultural center. And Dwight is imitating Japanese business practices for reasons he explained to us in Japanese.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: What was that for?
Angela: To remind you that our wedding's gonna be wonderful.
Dwight K. Schrute: Ah. I know. It just feels so empty with so many of the old gang gone.
Angela: D, it's gonna be perfect. The only people that need to be there are you and me.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, and the old man to feed us the cheese that he's been fermenting since the day of my birth. You keep forgetting about him.
Angela: I don't... I don't know why.

Quote from Jim

Jim: Okay, the limo's gonna be here at five. I need everybody to be ready ‘cause I want to pack in a lot.
Zeke: Party time! Whorehouse!
Jim: Uh, no. No whorehouse. This is Dwight's night, okay?
Zeke: Well, you're the bestisch mensch.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Dwight has made me his bestisch mensch. Which is Schrute for best man. He's putting himself entirely in my hands tonight. And I know for over 12 years I've done nothing but trick and prank him but tonight, only good surprises. "Guten Pranken". [chuckles]

Quote from Jim

Dwight K. Schrute: Oh hey, Jim. I forgot to mention. Oftentimes, in Hollywood portrayals of bachelor parties, there are accidental murders. That won't be necessary tonight.
Clark: Great, now we got three hours to fill.
Jim: Okay, hold on. Are you sure Mose isn't going to show up?
Dwight K. Schrute: Ever since Angela moved in and Mose had to stop sleeping at the foot of my bed, he's been acting pretty weird about this whole wedding thing.
Jim: Mose has been weird? That's so unlike him.

Quote from Jim

Dwight K. Schrute: I thought you guys couldn't come.
Darryl: Yeah, but then they moved the panel to the same weekend and the doc crew paid to fly us in. It was kismet.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Kismet? Yeah, right. Pam and I came up with excuses for every other weekend. You remember my two lap band surgeries, right? Neither do I? "Guten Prank" number one.

Quote from Oscar

Oscar: They wanted me to go to the bachelorette party with the girls. Really? Such a cliché. I'm a man. So I'm going to the bachelor party with the boys. I just have to remember how I acted before I came out.
[later in the stretch limo:]
Oscar: Wazzup!

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, why are we stopping? Jim, this isn't on the itinerary.
Jim: Get out.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, wha- Come on! What- What are you gonna whack me, Jim?
Jim: No, Dwight. You'll be doing the whacking.
Dwight K. Schrute: A bazooka. You remembered.
Jim: Of course I did.
Dwight K. Schrute: [tearful laugh] Get out of my way. [all laugh and applaud after Dwight fires the bazooka] Woo! Okay!
Jim: Yeah! [to camera] Guten Prank number two.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: [sighs] Man, how long have we been sitting here?
Stripper: Hi, boys!
Clark: Here we go!
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, Thank God. We are famished!
Stripper: Hey, did somebody order the chef special?
Darryl: Right there.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, we haven't ordered anything. No one's even taken our drinks. Uh, what is the chef special?
Stripper: I bet you boys have a big appetite.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, we do. So we'll have an onion loaf for the table, please. And tell us about your heartiest soups.
Stripper: Mm, I know what you want. I know exactly what you want.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, an onion loaf for the table but that's not all. Now the chef special sounded good. What is it exactly?
Stripper: Oh, shh. [places finger over Dwight's lips]
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, what are you doing? Are you giving me a taste of the chef's special? Tastes like cigarettes. That won't work. That's no good.

Quote from Meredith

Jakey: Heard you guys needed some pipes fixed or cleaned or whatever.
Phyllis: Angela's special repairman is here.
Angela: Wait, what is this?
Meredith: Shut up. Jakey?
Jakey: Mom?
Pam: Wait, wait. What?
Jakey: Oh, man.
Meredith: No, no, no, no. Just do your wok. Pretend mom's not here.
Pam: Uh, that seems inappropriate.
Meredith: Give 'em a good show, my little entrepreneur.
Jakey: Okay.
Meredith: Take it off. [music play]. Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey. Stripper's only as good as his song.
Rachel: oh, wowee wow.
Angela: Okay...
Pam: Whoo-hoo...go, Meredith's stripper son.
Angela: Rachel, are you all right?
Ryan:achel I don't know! I don't know.
Angela: Oh, geez. [Jakey starts dancing on Angela]. Oh, my God!
Meredith: Be gentle, Jakey. Gentle. One second. Just one second. Look. [pushes Jakey aside and starts dancing on Angela]
Angela: Okay, if anything, this is rougher. Stop it, Meredith.
Meredith: Fine. My bad. Go ahead, Jakey.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Now, for the last time, I'd like a side salad with balsamic.
Clark: Dwight, for the last time, she's not a waitress.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're telling me!
Oscar: If you want her to leave, just tip her.
Dwight K. Schrute: What for? We haven't even gotten bread yet. Does anyone wanna split a twice baked potato? [to the dancing stripper] Do you have those? Those aren't deep fried, right?

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Jim: [answering phone] Oh, it's the girls. Hey Pam. What? Angela's been kidnapped! Phyllis left the door open and some freak came and grabbed her and fled.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good old, Mose. [laughing]
Jim: They think it was Mose.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, great. He's getting into the spirit of the festivities. Fantastic. He just pulled off a Braut Entfuhrung.
Oscar: What is that?
Dwight K. Schrute: A ceremonial bridal kidnapping. He will take the bride and hide her at a local pub and when I find the place, I have to buy everyone drinks. Ah, all right! Oh, Mose.
Jim: Wait a minute. You said the tradition is for the groom is search for her and it ends at a pub. So how about the last pub you'd ever set foot in in this town?
Dwight K. Schrute: Right. Which one is that?
Jim: Mm, hey driver. Why don't you take us to 3030 Adams?

Quote from Kevin

Jim: Is that Mose?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, it is! I am here for my bride!
Mose: Well, first, buy us a drink.
All: If you want your bride, buy us a drink! If you want your bride, buy us a drink.
Dwight K. Schrute: Very well! Drinks on me, bartender! [Kevin turns around] Oh.
Kevin: Well, well, well, well, well, well. That's six "wells." Did I get that number right, Dwight?

Quote from Jim

Jim: I know Dwight misses Kevin. I saw him make his portrait out of a Wooly Willy. Tomorrow's his wedding day. You can't be anything but happy on your wedding day.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: It was nothing personal. It's just that you were terrible at your job.
Kevin: You're just saying that to make me feel better.
Dwight K. Schrute: No really. You were terrible at math and organization, time management, personal hygiene. Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw our your computer.
Kevin: Is that all it was?
Dwight K. Schrute: That's it.
Kevin: Come here. [hugs Dwight]
Dwight K. Schrute: I missed you, Kevin.
Kevin: I missed you!
Dwight K. Schrute: Ohh.

Quote from Jim

Mose: Guten Prank.
Jim: Yes, Mose. Guten Prank number three.

Quote from Angela

Dwight K. Schrute: You've had your drink. Now where is my bride?
[outside:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Mose! What.. Oh, Mose. [Mose opens car trunk]
Angela: What the [bleep] is your problem you [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]?

Quote from Stanley

[In a relatively empty auditorium:]
Jim: Am I the only one that's nervous? How are you doing with this? Should we have bailed?
Pam: No, no, I'm fine.
Jim: Doesn't seem like anyone cares about us anyway.
Stanley: I guess this was worth being filmed nonstop for nine years.

Quote from Jim

Woman #1: Uh, Jim, that DVD in the last episode was so romantic. And, um, I think we'd all love to know, Pam, what romantic thing did you do to pay Jim back for leaving Athlead?
Pam: Well, I mean, how do you pay back someone for something like that? But, uh, I don't know. I'm working on something.
Jim: She pays me back every day just by being my wife, so that's fine.
All: Awww.
Jim: O-kay.

Quote from Pam

Woman #2: All I can say is, if I had Jim, he would have a free pass to do anything. I mean if I lucked into that, he could do anything. Anything.
Pam: [pause] I'm sorry. Is there a question?
Woman #2: Uh, no.
Man #2: Pam, what was in that teapot letter?
Pam: Oh, um, well, you know, I... I just... I just think I would rather keep that private. You know, if you'd been filmed for nine years of your life, there'd be some things that you just wanna keep to yourself.
Man #2: I hear ya. What did it say?

Quote from Toby

Man #3: Do you find that your life feels pointless now that nobody's actually filming you anymore?
Toby: Yes.

Quote from Pam

Woman #4: I have a question for Jim and Pam. Everyone watching sees how much you love each other and how you're soul mates. So, Pam, how could you doubt that when Jim moved to Philadelphia?
Jim: Um, you know what, I actually didn't handle that move, uh, very gracefully. From not communicating to being a little selfish.
Pam: Listen, um... I was scared, you know? I loved what I had, and I didn't want to risk it. And I think that maybe I did doubt him a little too. Which was wrong because he's shown me time and again. But when the documentary started airing, people on the street told me that I had this fairy-tale romance. But there were a lot of times last year where it did not feel like a fairy tale. But then it got deeper, and it got stronger and now it's better than a fairy tale. It's like a long book that you never want to end. And you're fine with that because you just never, ever wanna leave it.
Woman #4: Like Harry Potter.
Pam: Yeah, like Harry Potter.

Quote from Creed

Dakota: Hi, I'm Dakota.
Creed: Jeff Bomondo. I sell ceramic tile out of Newark.
Dakota: Nice.
Creed: My wife's name is Kathryn. I can show you my social security card if it helps.

Quote from Kelly

Kelly: Uck, look at all this mud. Can you imagine if I had worn my Jimmy Choos? I just saved you 600 bucks mister.
Ravi: Thanks for helping out, sweetie.

Quote from Ryan

Ryan: Kelly, you're here.
Kelly: Hey, Ryan!
Ryan: Hey.
Kelly: Whose baby is this? Oh, are, like, a nanny now?
Ryan: No, this little guy is mine.
[aside to camera:]
Ryan: So I was dating this girl, and one day, she went out to get a new charger for her e-cigarette. Never came back. Oldest story in the book. [baby cries]

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Minister: As it is traditional to the Schrutes, the lovers are standing in their own graves as a reminder that this is the only escape from what they are about to do.
Nellie: [to Joan] See, I get what they are trying to do, but why are the graves so shallow?

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Kevin: "Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. For lo, the winter is passed. The rain is over and gone. The time of singing has come and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land. Let me see your face. Let me hear your voice for your voice is sweet and your face is comely."
Minister: I now pronounce you man and wife. [all cheer] Release the doves!
[The doves do not move right away, so Nate starts shooing them]
Kelly: Oh.
Kevin: That's not-
Dwight K. Schrute: Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for coming. Now, please take your hay bales to the reception. They'll be used for seating. Complimentary hay hooks are placed alone the aisles. Just stab ‘em on in there.

Quote from Nellie

Ravi: Hey, has anyone seen Ryan... or Kelly?
Kevin: Ooh! Yes. Uh, They left together a little while ago. Kelly was hoping that you would keep the baby so they can start a new life together.
Ravi: Oh, that's it. Here. [hands Drake to Kevin] Call child services and report an abandoned baby. We'll find a better parent than Ryan in no time.
Kevin: Oh, I don't know.
Nellie: Um, Kevin? Oh, I can help you with that. Yeah. I mean, I can find someone who will... who will love that beautiful little boy the way he deserves.
Kevin: Hey, this is better. [hands Drake to Nellie]
Nellie: Yes. It is. Oh yes it is.
[to camera:]
Nellie: If Ryan wants his baby back, please tell him where to fine me. We'll be somewhere in Europe. [looking at Drake] Won't we?

Quote from Pam

Pam: Uh, could I please have your attention? So a year ago, I got my first art commission to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin and I decided to paint the history of paper, which was just some trees and stuff. And then someone spray painted a bunch of butts on it and I had to start from the beginning. But it all worked out for the best because I think that I've painted the perfect thing which is the history of us. All of us. And this is for you Jim. [applause] And go ahead! [drape drops and everyone cheers] Everyone, let's take our picture in front of the mural. Oh, um, I just...I kind of meant just everybody from the office.

Quote from Pam

Pam: [answering phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh, I'm sorry, Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore.

Quote from Angela

Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, guys.
Angela: Hi.
All: Hey!
Pam: What about the honeymoon?
Angela: Oh, the honeymoon can wait till tomorrow. We wanted to hang out with you guys. I mean, when are we all going to be here together again?

Quote from Andy

Andy: [commencement speech playing on the computer] You're probably sitting there wondering what will be your mark. What will you be known for? It might surprise you to learn... You might feel sorry for me but I actually feel sorry for you. Because you're about to leave Cornell. So say it with me, [all:] Oh, I can so just sit here and cry.
Kevin: Oh, yes!
Darryl: You did good. Real good.
Andy: Thanks Dad- Darryl.

Quote from Creed

Creed: [playing guitar and singing] I saw a friend today. It had been a while. And we forgot each others names. But it didn't matter. ‘cause deep inside the feeling still remained the same... And all the faces that I know have that same familiar glow. I think I must have known them somewhere once before.

Quote from Creed

Phyllis: Hey, Jim, remember Flonkerton when you did Office Olympics? It was awesome.
Jim: Thanks, Phyl.
Creed: I still have my medal from that.
Angela: Do you even have a mattress?
Creed: No, but I still have my medal from that.


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