‘Christening’
Season 7, Episode 7 - Aired November 4, 2010
When the whole office attends Jim and Pam's christening for Cece, Michael is impressed by the sense of community at the church and decides to join a group of youths on a mission to Mexico.
Quote from Pam
Pam: [to Cece] Hm. Don't listen to her. She's just jealous 'cause she doesn't get to come home to someone as cute as you.
Jim: Huh, you think she is jealous about having a baby?
Pam: I don't know. I'm just hungry.
Jim: Okay, well, you know what? Everybody's hungry. Sorry. I think I'm just hungry.
Quote from Ryan
Girl: Excuse me, everyone, on behalf of the youth ministry that's leaving for Mexico, I just wanted to thank our hosts and tell you about those good-looking guys and gals over there. [loud applause]
Ryan: [whispering] Teach for America girls are way hotter, but they're nuts.
Quote from Jim
Woman: [holds up empty serving dish] What was this? You're out of it.
Jim: Scones.
Woman: I didn't get one.
Pam: Well, if it makes you feel better, I didn't get one either.
Woman: Is it just the one jug of apple cider?
Pam: Who the heck was that?
Jim: I think that was Sconesy Cider, noted baptism reception critic.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Look at that. Look at that. That's fun. We need to do stuff together outside of work. Let's go help Africa. Let's go build an airport. We'll start small. We'll have a car wash. We'll send some cheerleaders to regionals.
Stanley: We could feed the hungry. Us.
Oscar: Why do we have to do something together? I volunteer at a clinic on my own time.
Michael Scott: Yeah, well, that's just a pick-up scene.
Quote from Ryan
Michael Scott: Okay, we don't have to volunteer. But I think we should hang out more together.
Darryl: We are hanging out-right now. You want some more of this?
Michael Scott: Look at these people. These are church-going people. And they know how to party.
Phyllis: Church isn't a party, Michael.
Michael Scott: Well, it's, it's-
Ryan: Welcome to the party. Everybody have their kool-aid?
Quote from Jim
Jim: Oh, hey, Meemaw, would you watch Cece for a second? Don't worry. She's asleep. I'm just gonna track down some more chairs.
Meemaw: Fine, fine. I guess I'll watch Suzanne's purse and your baby.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, I'm just about to close a sale. Can I authorize a 15% discount?
Michael Scott: No, you may not.
Dwight K. Schrute: Gah!
Quote from Andy
Erin: I think it's really cool, Michael. I wish I had a job that I could just leave.
Michael Scott: Thank you.
Andy: [looking at Erin] Save me an aisle seat, Michael! I'm coming!
[later, to camera while on the bus:]
Andy: I will not stand idly by while these Mexican villagers are sick.
Guy: We're actually building them a school.
Andy: Whatever. I won't- I won't stand for it.
Quote from Michael Scott
Girl: If the whole world were like you guys, we wouldn't have so many problems.
Michael Scott: Mmm. That's not gonna happen.
Andy: We're one in a million.
Girl: I know. Nobody I know would leave their jobs and friends and families to do manual labor for three months.
Michael Scott: Well, you know what, everybody thinks that I am crazy, and that tells me that I am the sanest person I know. So...
Andy: Just a heads up. Probably gonna be borrowing a few things. Uh, gonna need a contact lens case, some sunscreen, some sandals...
Quote from Jim
Jim: Uh, MeeMaw, where's Cece?
Meemaw: I don't know. I lost the purse too.
Jim: Okay.