‘Christening’
Season 7, Episode 7 - Aired November 4, 2010
When the whole office attends Jim and Pam's christening for Cece, Michael is impressed by the sense of community at the church and decides to join a group of youths on a mission to Mexico.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Good-bye, Lackawana County.
Michael Scott: How long till we get to Mexico?
Andy: Well, two days minus how long we've been on the road. 45 minutes? So, like, two days basically. Maybe more.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Ooh. What are we building down there again? Like, a hospital? A school for Mexicans? What?
Andy: I don't know, I thought it was like a gymnasium or...
Michael Scott: Why aren't they building it themselves?
Andy: They don't know how.
Michael Scott: Do we know how? I don't know how. You know how?
Quote from Jim
Jim: Uh, everyone? Everyone, can I just have your attention? Has anyone seen a small-[pointing to Angela] Stop that tiny blonde woman! She stole my baby!
Angela: [to Kevin, who is trying to tackle her] What are you doing?
Kevin: Give me the baby!
Angela: What? Kevin!
Helene: Hi, honey. I was just changing the baby.
Jim: [baby voice] Hi.
Pam: Honey.
Jim: [to Cece] Hi. [to everyone] All right. Travel safe, Angela.
Angela: Did you think I stole your baby?
Jim: What's that? Oh, yeah, back then I did. Just now. So, don't, because I've got my eye on you.
Quote from Angela
Kevin: [gasping as he looks into Angela's purse] Look at these scones, Jim. Thousands of them. What kind of a person steals scones from a baby?
Angela: Someone put them in my bag.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I didn't sign up for this. You guys are young, that's great. You want to give back to society. I've done that. I need to take.
Girl: You have plenty left to give. You're doing a great-
Michael Scott: Blah-di-blah!
Andy: It doesn't matter.
Michael Scott: We could go back and forth all day. It's not gonna solve anything.
Andy: If we went to Mexico, we'd probably screw everything up anyway.
Michael Scott: Do you want that for little Jessica? No, you don't. And the answer is clear. Stop the bus. Okay?
Andy: Stop the bus!
Michael and Andy: [shouting and clapping] Stop the bus! Stop the bus!
Guy: Okay, stop the dang bus.
Michael Scott: Okay, well, a pleasure. Go save the world. We'll keep an eye on America for you.
Quote from Erin
Erin: Get in quick.
Michael Scott: Why quick?
Erin: So it's faster.