Woman: [holds up empty serving dish] What was this? You're out of it.
Jim: Scones.
Woman: I didn't get one.
Pam: Well, if it makes you feel better, I didn't get one either.
Woman: Is it just the one jug of apple cider?
Pam: Who the heck was that?
Jim: I think that was Sconesy Cider, noted baptism reception critic.