Pam: I'm pretty happy these days. I'm getting married soon and I'm getting along with everybody at work.

Jim: Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know. I have no future here.

Pam: Jim is great. Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding.

Michael Scott: Can I get you a drink? The food is from Hooters.
Carole: Drink would be good.
Michael Scott: Okay.

Dwight K. Schrute: I expect to do very well tonight. I have an acute ability to read people. Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. When he gets a good hand, he coughs.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: It's the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds.

Angela: Good evening, Dwight. What is this?
Dwight K. Schrute: Evening, Angela. This is craps. I need to roll an eight. If I do, everyone wins.
Angela: Then roll an eight.
Dwight K. Schrute: All right. Thank you, Angela.
Angela: Good luck, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah! Yeah! That's good stuff.
[Dwight kisses Angela. In response, she slaps him across the face]

Ryan: One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.
Jim: So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly?

Dwight K. Schrute: So, where you staying? Radisson?
Jan: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: Super 8?
Jan: No, I-
Dwight K. Schrute: Motel 6? Best Western?
Jan: I didn't- I don't know-
Dwight K. Schrute: Holiday Inn? The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael?

Kevin: I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah I'm pretty good at poker.

Bob Vance: Good luck, honey.
Phyllis: Oh, thank you, Bobby. But it doesn't matter, it's just fun to play.
Kevin: Three queens.
Croupier: Nice, very nice.
Phyllis: I have an ace.
Bob Vance: No, that's a flush.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, man!
Phyllis: Oh, I have a flush! Look, I won. Look, I have all the clovers.