Michael Scott: What's going on?
Pam: [on speaker phone] No, nothing. Nothing, Michael. Just saying hi.
Creed: The tall guy got engaged.
Michael Scott: To be married?
Jim: Yep.
[Michael bear hugs Jim to the ground]
Pam: Sorry.

Holly: Pencils down! Just kidding. Take your time.
[aside to camera:]
Holly: Today is ethics day. After they finish the quiz, I'm gonna run my first meeting here. It's gonna be in-sane! No, it's not. I have to read from the binder.

Michael Scott: Okay, let's give it up for Miss Holly Flax!
Holly: Thanks, Michael. Today we're gonna have a business ethics seminar, because recently, without mentioning any names, there has been some misconduct at corporate. And we have a very strict ethics policy, and that employee has been fired.
Kevin: Come on! He's right there. He was hired. Check it out: Hired guy.

Holly: Well, Michael makes a really good point. So let's just open this up a little bit. Say my name is Lauren, and here I am shopping in a supermarket, and I steal a pencil. That's not right.
Michael Scott: [coughing] Lauren, enough with the pencils.
Holly: No, I have to go over pencils and office supplies. It's part of the ethics thing.
Oscar: That isn't ethics. Ethics is a real discussion of competing conceptions of the good. This is just the corporate anti-shoplifting rules.

Jim: Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time?
Dwight K. Schrute: Never.
Michael Scott: You are a thief of joy.

Michael Scott: Anybody else?
Kelly: Sometimes I download pirated music onto my work computer.
Michael Scott: Who hasn't? Good. Good! What else?
Holly: No, I'd like to hear more about that.
Angela: I once reported Oscar to the I.N.S. Turns out he's clean, but I'm glad I did it.

Michael Scott: Well, well, Holly-lujah. It's a miracle. You're at your desk.
Holly: It's Mike-raculous.
Michael Scott: Ooh, reaching! You'll get there. Anyway, I was giving it some thought, and there's no reason that two attractive, good-looking intelligent, funny, attractive people can't, you know, just sit down and work this whole Meredith thing out.
Holly: Sounds good.
Michael Scott: Good. Would you care to bang it out over lunch?

Michael Scott: Let's go out, Dunder Mifflin's treat. Actually, you're not a client, so we'll just split it? Ethical.

Holly: So I've gone over corporate policy.
Michael Scott: What do you think? What do you think of this place?
Holly: Oh, it's very nice.
Michael Scott: Isn't it? It's kind of business/romantic. So you're from Des Moines?
Holly: Mmm-hmm.
Michael Scott: That sounds so warm.
Holly: In summer.
Michael Scott: Here too. You know what my favorite season is?
Holly: Maybe we should talk about Meredith first.
Michael Scott: Yes. Get the boring stuff out of the way. Autumn was what I was gonna say. When the leaves change. It's just- I think it's the most contemplative of seasons.

Michael Scott: I am just saying that I don't think that you understand what I am saying.
Holly: No, you are saying that we should sweep it under the carpet, accept the discount on supplies, not fire Meredith, and pretend like the whole thing never happened.
Michael Scott: Yes.
Holly: What am I saying?
Michael Scott: Well... busted. I don't-
Holly: I'm saying that her behavior is unethical and a little icky, and I don't think I want to work in an environment where that sort of conduct is tolerated.
Michael Scott: You have to tolerate a lot when you're part of a family.
Holly: It's not a family. It's a workplace.