Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, kiddo. Congratulations are in order. You deserve it. [Dwight extends his hand, but Kelly hugs him]
Kelly: Thank you, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh.
Kelly: I'll never forget everything that you've done for me.
Dwight K. Schrute: Gosh. [laughs]
Kelly: Because I never forget anything.

Gabe: Everyone, it is my pleasure to announce our newest member of the Sabre minority executive training program. Kelly Rajanigandha Kapoor. All right.
[aside to camera:]
Gabe: They're going to be pretty pleased in Tallahassee that I snagged an Indian for the program. She'll be the first. The program's mostly black. It's almost too black. That didn't sound right.

Jim: All right, so I'll finish up on bulk pricing, and then you go into delivery guarantee.
Pam: You know, maybe there's an opportunity for a joke there, like, um... like, "I just delivered a baby. They didn't offer me a guarantee."
Jim: Yeah, or maybe we don't even need that.

Michael Scott: Can you smell the power of the Halperts? Power couple.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what? I should be getting this client, Michael. My numbers are better than either of theirs.
Michael Scott: I went with the people I thought would put the best face on the company.
Dwight K. Schrute: If you want people to put the best face on something, why would you get two people who probably have never cut the face off of anything in their lives?
Jim: [quietly to Pam] That's a good point.

Pam: This is our first joint sales pitch. I think we're gonna work really well together.
Jim: Yeah, I think we have complimentary strengths. We understand each other.
Pam: We have good give and take. [comedic delivery] I give, he takes.
Jim: I don't even know who you are anymore.
Pam: Yee!

Donna: Hi, uh, Donna Newton, here to see Michael Scott.
Jim: Oh, hey, Miss Newton. Hi, I'm Jim.
Donna: Hi!
Jim: How are you?
Michael Scott: Did somebody order a hooker over here?
Donna: [laughing] Oh, stop that.

Michael Scott: There's this woman I met a few weeks ago. Her name is Donna, the manager of Sid & Dexter's and, right now, we're in the midst of a passionate love affair. Um, no. But she is coming by today. Maybe to buy some printers, so...

Michael Scott: Right here, we have the wonder twins, Jim and Pam Halpert. They will be assisting you today.
Donna: You look exactly alike.
Pam: Oh, no we're actually married. We're not brother and sister.
Donna: I have a sense about these things.
Jim: All right.
Donna: You have some ancestors in common... somewhere back.
Angela: I knew it. You should see their baby.

Michael Scott: Hi.
Jim: Hold on one second.
Michael Scott: Sorry to interrupt. Sorry to interrupt. Do you, Donna, by any chance shop at Victoria's Secret?
Jim: What?
Michael Scott: Because I keep getting these magazines sent to me via the address of the woman who used to live in my condo before me.
Jim: None of this is time sensitive.
Michael Scott: Uh, yes, uh, the sale is on now through May.

Michael Scott: I took the liberty to scan a few things earlier, and I want to show you... there we go! [Michael's picture pops up on the PowerPoint screen] Whoa, look at those vivid colors. Look at my eyes. Those are Shrek-green eyes. That is me again. I think this displays the crisp, dazzling white.
Donna: Mm-hmm.
Michael Scott: And that would be a display of the crisp, gorgeous black.
Donna: Yeah.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: It's subtle. That's how it works. I show her an image that turns her on. And then she looks at me, then back at me, then back at the image. Soon, she doesn't know what is me, what is the image. She just knows that she's turned on.