Michael Scott: What do you think?
Pam: Um... I think it's really, really unlikely.
Jim: Okay.
Pam: Really unlikely. But I can't say that it's impossible.
Jim: What?
[aside to camera:]
Pam: I'm not saying she's in love with him. But she could have left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob shirt.

Dwight K. Schrute: Kelly is the only applicant.
Gabe: Yeah, unless somebody else applies today.
Kelly: Namaste. [Kelly is wearing a traditional Indian sari and a bindi]
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, dear God.

Dwight K. Schrute: How would one of you feel if I told you I could put you on a fast track to an executive position at this company?
Erin: Holy cow. I'd be so happy.
Dwight K. Schrute: I wasn't talking to you, pale-face.
Erin: I know. I meant I'd be happy for them.

Dwight K. Schrute: Speaking of rainbows. Oscar, you are kind of a double minority. Gay. So we at Sabre could really benefit from your perspective.
Oscar: Dwight, we know Kelly applied. We're not gonna cross her. No matter how good the program is.
Dwight K. Schrute: I can protect you from Kelly. [Erin stifles laugh] Will you get out of here? Seriously.

Phyllis: Michael, you know, it's easy to get fooled. Bob's warehouse guys flirt with me all the time. It- It's mostly harmless. Usually I don't let it go too far.

Erin: Michael, I think Donna left this here. Should I put it in the lost and found for 14 days and then I can take it home?

Donna: Michael!
Michael Scott: Oh. You're still here. I have your baguette.

Kelly: [puts a bindi on Erin's forehead] And the best part is is that I get a business stipend to buy all new clothes. So you can totally buy any of my old clothes that I'm not gonna need anymore.
Erin: Oh, my God, thank you so much. I love that denim jumpsuit you have. How much?
Kelly: Oh. Actually, I was thinking about clothes that I was just gonna give to Goodwill anyway.
Erin: Great.