The Misidentification of Sue Heck Page 3 of 3
A collection of quotes where the perpetually-forgotten Sue Heck is misidentified as someone else, including Ana Hajarajanaan, Barb Heckie and Sue Hickey.
Quote from Sue in The Quarry
Sue: How can they think about cutting cross-country? We're all getting so close. Like the other day, one of my teammates called me Sandy. That's practically Sue.
Frankie: Well, they can't do this. No way. We are not taking this lying down.
Sue: Thanks, Mom. I knew you'd say that. There's this marathon school board meeting on Wednesday to discuss the cutbacks.
Frankie: A meeting?
Sue: Cross-country's at the beginning or end. I don't know which, so we have to go for the whole thing. Go XC! That's cross-country.
Quote from Sue in The Graduate
Sue: Oh, hi, principal Cameron. Are you guys still open?
Principal Cameron: Yes, yes, just faxing my resumée to TGI Friday's for the summer. Fingers crossed.
Sue: [chuckles] I actually just wanted to check in on my attendance award.
Principal Cameron: Oh, are you Lynnette Perry?
Sue: No. I'm Sue Heck.
Principal Cameron: Mm.
Sue: You might know me as Ana Hajarajanaan?
Principal Cameron: I'm fairly sure that Lynnette Perry is getting the attendance award.
Sue: No.
Principal Cameron: Ah, yes. Ah, she only missed a single day.
Sue: But I only missed a single day.
Principal Cameron: [typing] No. No, it says here that you've snuck off campus another day to go to lunch at...
[key clicks] Arby's, was it?
Sue: But I didn't even finish my sandwich. You don't understand. Winning this award has been a goal of mine for years. I mean, I came to school against doctor's orders so many times.
Principal Cameron: Yes, and then apparently, you went to Arby's. But... If you go back, would you drop this off for me? And tell them that I have a degree in higher education.
Sue: Did anybody find a yearbook?
Frankie: [v.o.] This was a big step for Sue. She was finally making a stand. Yep, this girl was gonna be heard. Eventually.
Sue: [clears throat] Mr. Perez? I sold over $3000 of cheese and sausage to, you know, go on the trip to Indianapolis.
Mr. Perez: Who are you?
Sue: Sue. Sue Heck. I'm in your fifth period Spanish class?
Mr. Perez: I don't think so.
Sue: Anyway, I sold over $3000 worth of cheese and sausage to, you know, go on the trip to Indianapolis.
Mr. Perez: Good for you, Sandy. We'll see you on the bus.
Sue: See, that's the thing. I'm not on the list. But I sold over...
Mr. Perez: Okay, I'll look into it.
Sue: Really? Gracias, heh! [speaks Spanish] [laughs]
