Sue: Oh, hi, principal Cameron. Are you guys still open?
Principal Cameron: Yes, yes, just faxing my resumée to TGI Friday's for the summer. Fingers crossed.
Sue: [chuckles] I actually just wanted to check in on my attendance award.
Principal Cameron: Oh, are you Lynnette Perry?
Sue: No. I'm Sue Heck.
Principal Cameron: Mm.
Sue: You might know me as Ana Hajarajanaan?
Principal Cameron: I'm fairly sure that Lynnette Perry is getting the attendance award.
Sue: No.
Principal Cameron: Ah, yes. Ah, she only missed a single day.
Sue: But I only missed a single day.
Principal Cameron: [typing] No. No, it says here that you've snuck off campus another day to go to lunch at...
[key clicks] Arby's, was it?
Sue: But I didn't even finish my sandwich. You don't understand. Winning this award has been a goal of mine for years. I mean, I came to school against doctor's orders so many times.
Principal Cameron: Yes, and then apparently, you went to Arby's. But... If you go back, would you drop this off for me? And tell them that I have a degree in higher education.
Sue: Did anybody find a yearbook?