Frankie: Ugh.
Mike: You're still in bed?
Frankie: Yeah, I'm having a little trouble gettin' it going today.
Mike: It's 4:30. I'd say you're havin' a lot of trouble.
Frankie: [groans] I just can't believe he picked Kendall.
Mike: Are you kiddin' me?
Frankie: No. No. Listen to me it was all lined up for him and Alissa. They both shared a passion for sailing. They both loved the elliptical machine. And, yeah, you can say there's no accounting for chemistry. But it's not a chemistry thing. Trust me, there was chemistry. Ugh. I'm starting to think I don't know Blake at all.
Mike: That's because you don't.
Frankie: Ugh. I'm not talking to you about this anymore.
Mike: Promise?

Frankie: So how was the game? Sue do okay?
Mike: Uh... she did not. She didn't win a single point.
Frankie: Oh, crap. Is she upset?
Mike: She's never been happier. Said it was the best day of her life.
Frankie: Oh, well, that's good. I'm glad she's happy.
Mike: You should have seen her out there. She spent the whole match telling her opponent how great she was.
Frankie: Well, that's nice.
Mike: No, it's not. Frankie, sports is like life. If she's a pushover on the court, she'll be a pushover in life.
Frankie: Or if she's nice on the court, she'll be nice in life. The important thing is she had fun.
Mike: Fun? The world is full of people warming themselves around trash can fires who had fun. I'm not messing around here. Sue's got some real promise. If we're gonna take this thing seriously, we really gotta start riding her.
Frankie: She got on a bus by accident. How seriously should we be taking this?

Mike: She's so frustrating. When I took her out on that tennis court, she showed some real potential.
Frankie: Oh, God.
Mike: What?
Frankie: It's just when Blake and Alissa had their tennis date... [Mike blows raspberry] there was such an ease between them. [Mike turns the lights off] I don't know. Maybe it was all for the cameras.

Darrin: Hey.
Axl: 'Sup?
Sean & Darrin: 'Sup?
Darrin: Is Sue here?
Axl: I told you never to say her name around me.

Frankie: Do you guys know how to make that frowny face thing on the computer? I'm on The Bachelor fan site, and lovesTV73 thinks Blake made the right move in picking Kendall.
Sean: A frowny face is just a colon and a backwards-
Frankie: Would you stop helping her?

Frankie: Aw, come on. That's a load of crap! Guys, let's say you took two girls on a horseback ride, and one you totally connected with and had an amazing time, and she looked great in cowboy boots and a sundress, and the other one was all wussy about it and kept pretending she needed help and was closing her eyes and giggling like an idiot. Which one would you want to marry?
Darrin: I only have eyes for Sue.
Axl: You have one more, Darrin. One more.

Mike: Really?
Frankie: [crying] I know. I know. I am being ridiculous. It's a stupid TV show, but I just can't shake it. I mean, I was actually doing okay. I really was. And then People magazine came out with all their honeymoon plans. He's taking Kendall to Aruba, Mike. [crying] Aruba!
Mike: 20 years, and I've never once slapped you, but... God help me.
Frankie: Well, don't judge me! At least I'm not afraid of my emotions, you coward!

Courtney: Okay, Axl, you're next.
Axl: Ooh, you do not wanna go up against the Ax-Man, all right? They're gonna have to rush you to the thumb emergency room.
Courtney: I can totally beat you. I have freakishly strong thumbs. Tell him, Deb.
Debbie: She does. They're freakishly strong. What's the matter? You scared? Is he scared, Court?
Courtney: I'm pretty sure he's scared.
Debbie: We're pretty sure you're scared.
Axl: Okay. Let's do this!

Mike: Remember now, be tough. Be strong. Root for Sue!
Sue: Got it. [gasps] I really like her tennis skirt. Is it okay if I tell her before we start?
Mike: No. Now come on. Sue. Sue. Sue. [both chanting] Sue.

Frankie: [v.o.] Turns out Sue's niceness was her greatest weapon. And as the match went on, she unleashed a barrage of sweetness on her opponent.
Sue: Awesome try.
Referee: [v.o.] Game.
Sue: Ooh! Just missed. Great form, though.
Mike: Good girl, Sue. Keep hittin' her with the compliments. Don't let up.
Referee: Game.
Sue: You are almost there. Next time, I swear! [Mike claps]