Mike: Okay, okay. When you're being a Wrestlerette, and you're cheering for the wrestlers, you want them to win, or do you want them to lose?
Sue: I want them to win!
Mike: Okay. So when you're out on the tennis court, think of yourself as your own cheerleader.
Sue: Oh. I like that.
Mike: Okay. So if you're your own cheerleader, do you want yourself to win, or you want yourself to lose?
Sue: I want myself to win.
Mike: So who you gonna root for?
Sue: Sue!
Mike: Go, Sue!

Sue: Cute headband, by the way.
Opponent: Shut up! Just shut up! [grunts] Aah! [smashes racket]
Referee: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Unsportsmanlike conduct. Lawrenceville forfeits the match.
Frankie: [v.o.] And then three words were spoken that have never been said before...
Referee: Sue Heck wins!
Mike: That's my girl!
Sue: [screams] [laughs]
Mike: You did it!

Frankie: What are you doing up?
Brick: Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night to eat Axl's leftover salad. Have you tasted it? He really has a gift. How come you're up?
Frankie: It's The Bachelor, Brick. I don't know why I can't get over it. Even Alissa has moved on. She's dating a Tennessee Titan, and she's back teaching Zumba.
Brick: Well, she always has been resilient.
Frankie: Who?
Brick: Alissa. Remember the sixth episode when they went fly fishing in Montana? She was so embarrassed because she was the only one who couldn't figure out how to bait her hook. But she stuck to it, and she ended up catching that speckled trout. How do you know all this?
[flashback to Brick sitting on the couch as Frankie watches TV:]
Woman: [on TV] Of course I was mad. Blake was doing jell-o shots off Kendall's stomach.
Brick: [whispers] Jell-o shots.

Frankie: [v.o.] Out here in the middle, one thing you can count on is after a long, cold winter, spring arrives with all its hope and possibilities. And this spring, everything was coming up Sue.
Darrin: Hey, Sue. How'd the driver's test go?
Sue: Oh, I failed again. But the examiner only had to scream and hit the brakes twice, so I think I'm getting better.
Darrin: Well, I got you this beach-scented air freshener at the car wash for when you passed, but it's sort of losing its scent. So I'll just give it to you for luck.
Sue: Aw! [sniffs] Oh, I love the beach. Thanks. [they hold hands]
'Kay. Bye.
Darrin: Bye.
Sue: Bye!
Darrin: Bye. [they finally break apart]
Tennis Coach: Let's go, ladies! Bus is leaving.
Sue: Oh, excuse me! Did somebody forget this?
Tennis Coach: Let's go! Do you want to be on the tennis team or not?
Sue: Yes!

Frankie: [v.o.] Axl, on the other hand, was in the middle of a long cold snap.
Axl: 'Sup?
Cassidy: Uh, I don't know, Axl. I've been calling you and texting you for the past two days, and you haven't responded. So when you ask me what's "'sup," I'm not sure I know how to answer that question.
Axl: My friends usually just say "'sup" back.
Cassidy: Well, I'm super happy for your friends. But my boyfriend usually answers my phone calls.
Axl: Maybe I've been avoiding your calls 'cause I thought you were busy with somebody else.
Cassidy: What do you mean?
Axl: What I mean is, I went by your house the other day... [chuckles] saw you holding hands with your old boyfriend.
Cassidy: [exhales] I was walking to the car, and Cliff grabbed my hand, but-
Axl: Ha! Busted.
Cassidy: But... I was mortified, and when I got in the car, I told him that was so not okay, because I have a boyfriend.
Axl: Well, seems like Cliff's your boyfriend now, so why don't you two just buy a hippie van and go spend the rest of your lives living on a commune delivering vegetables in a box to people?
Cassidy: Look, I asked you about a hundred times if him being here made you uncomfortable, and you kept saying you were cool with it. "I'm cool. It's cool. It's cool. We're cool. Uhh!"
Axl: Well, if you had to keep asking me, maybe you could have figured out I wasn't cool with it.
Cassidy: That's not fair. If you have a problem, you need to talk to me instead of being so immature. You know, forget it. I don't even know what to say.
Axl: [exhales] [growls] By the way, I love having a girlfriend! It's so much fun!

Mike: Okay. Let's practice your hand-eye coordination. I want you to practice bouncing the ball up and down on your racket like this. Okay? Give it a shot.
Sue: Mm-hmm. How long should I do this for, Dad?
Mike: Till I finish the sports section.

Chris Harrison: [on TV] Tonight, on the dramatic season finale of The Bachelor, who will Blake choose... Kendall or Alissa?
Frankie: Alissa, baby! She's got this. [gasps] Oh, my God, look at her evening gown. So tasteful.
[later:]
Frankie: Whoo-hoo! In yo' face, Kendall! Whoo! If grandma doesn't like you, you got no chance.
[later:]
Frankie: [v.o.] And then came the moment I'd been waiting for all season.
Man: [on TV] Kendall...
Frankie: Suck it. You're gone.
Man: [on TV] Will you marry me?
Frankie: What? [screams] No! It's Alissa! Alissa, you dummy, not Kendall! Are you blind? Can't you see you picked the wrong girl?!
Frankie: [v.o.] Three and a half months of buildup, and it was over. I was crushed. Blake was lost forever, and Alissa had no chance of winning him back.

Frankie: [v.o.] Maybe Axl would have better luck trying to win his girl back.
Axl: [plays guitar and sings] Cassidy You light up my existence There's no need for resistance Going forward, just assistance [bottle rockets whistling and crackling] It's my insistence [laughs nervously] [whistling and crackling continue] Cassidy Oh, my God Oh, my God [talks] Wait, no! No. Oh, crap. [runs away]

Axl: Crazy night last night, huh? [laughs] By the way, your dad is one speedy dude. Never seen a guy jump over a fence in crocs and a bathrobe before, but... [chuckles] Is he still pissed?
Cassidy: Actually, we're both still pissed.
Axl: What? Why are you... pissed?
Cassidy: I don't understand you, Axl. You're jealous of Cliff, so you pout and ignore me for three days. Then you throw rocks, sing songs, and light fires. How is that supposed to solve our problems?
Axl: Maybe if you heard the whole song...
Cassidy: We keep running into the same issue, Axl. You gotta think a little bit more before you do stuff.
Axl: I'm sorry, but when I'm into someone, I don't think with my head, I just go with my instincts.
Cassidy: Well, your instincts almost burned my house down. Why can't you just talk?
Axl: Why can't you just stop talking?
Cassidy: Sorry, Axl, I use words. And I need to be with someone who can do that, too.
Axl: Well, excuse me. I didn't realize when we started dating, I had signed a contract saying I had to be exactly like you. And you know what? I came up with an awesome rhyme for "Cassidy", but now you're not gonna hear it.
Cassidy: Was it "rhapsody"?
Axl: [exhales] No.

Mike: Out!
Sue: No, I'm pretty sure that was in, Dad.
Mike: Uh, no, Sue, I'm pretty sure it was out.
Sue: Well, maybe too close to call. [to her opponent] Okay, it's yours!
Referee: [v.o.] 40-love.