Mike Quote #553
Quote from Mike in The Bachelor
Frankie: So how was the game? Sue do okay?
Mike: Uh... she did not. She didn't win a single point.
Frankie: Oh, crap. Is she upset?
Mike: She's never been happier. Said it was the best day of her life.
Frankie: Oh, well, that's good. I'm glad she's happy.
Mike: You should have seen her out there. She spent the whole match telling her opponent how great she was.
Frankie: Well, that's nice.
Mike: No, it's not. Frankie, sports is like life. If she's a pushover on the court, she'll be a pushover in life.
Frankie: Or if she's nice on the court, she'll be nice in life. The important thing is she had fun.
Mike: Fun? The world is full of people warming themselves around trash can fires who had fun. I'm not messing around here. Sue's got some real promise. If we're gonna take this thing seriously, we really gotta start riding her.
Frankie: She got on a bus by accident. How seriously should we be taking this?
The Middle Quotes
‘The Bachelor’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: Whoo! What a game. I mean match. I learned that one halfway through. I have to replace my electrolytes. You are looking at the newest member of the Orson High tennis team.
Frankie: You made the tennis team?
Sue: Well, I didn't "make it," per se. The coach thought I was on the team. I tried to tell him that I wasn't, but then he realized that he didn't have enough players, so without me, they would have lost the match.
Mike: So you won?
Sue: Oh, God, no. On the last point, I hit what my coach called a "very weak lob," and my opponent hit what he called a "blistering overhead smash."
Frankie: Is that how you hurt your face?
Sue: No. A bird flew in the bus window on the way home. I never saw it coming. Beaks are sharp.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All right, just a heads-up, the finale of The Bachelor is on tomorrow night. So if you want dinner, you're gonna have to drive and get it yourself.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Hey, if you wanna take me on a romantic helicopter ride over a volcano in Hawaii, be my guest. Until then, this is my escape.
Mike: I thought The Oscars were your escape.
Frankie: I have a lot to escape from, okay?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, Brick, listen-
Brick: Yeah, I know. The Bachelor.
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, everybody knew that when The Bachelor was on, I was 100% focused.
[montage of the kids approaching Frankie while she watches TV:]
Axl: I got a D on my geography test. Teacher says you have to sign it.
Frankie: Good job.
Sue: Can I stay out past my curfew tonight? Darrin and I are gonna go make out in his car.
Frankie: Have fun.
Brick: Lost another library book. They said we need to pay full price to replace it.
Frankie: Hmm. [hands Brick her wallet]