Brick Quote #423
Quote from Brick in The Bachelor
Frankie: What are you doing up?
Brick: Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night to eat Axl's leftover salad. Have you tasted it? He really has a gift. How come you're up?
Frankie: It's The Bachelor, Brick. I don't know why I can't get over it. Even Alissa has moved on. She's dating a Tennessee Titan, and she's back teaching Zumba.
Brick: Well, she always has been resilient.
Frankie: Who?
Brick: Alissa. Remember the sixth episode when they went fly fishing in Montana? She was so embarrassed because she was the only one who couldn't figure out how to bait her hook. But she stuck to it, and she ended up catching that speckled trout. How do you know all this?
[flashback to Brick sitting on the couch as Frankie watches TV:]
Woman: [on TV] Of course I was mad. Blake was doing jell-o shots off Kendall's stomach.
Brick: [whispers] Jell-o shots.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Bachelor’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: Whoo! What a game. I mean match. I learned that one halfway through. I have to replace my electrolytes. You are looking at the newest member of the Orson High tennis team.
Frankie: You made the tennis team?
Sue: Well, I didn't "make it," per se. The coach thought I was on the team. I tried to tell him that I wasn't, but then he realized that he didn't have enough players, so without me, they would have lost the match.
Mike: So you won?
Sue: Oh, God, no. On the last point, I hit what my coach called a "very weak lob," and my opponent hit what he called a "blistering overhead smash."
Frankie: Is that how you hurt your face?
Sue: No. A bird flew in the bus window on the way home. I never saw it coming. Beaks are sharp.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All right, just a heads-up, the finale of The Bachelor is on tomorrow night. So if you want dinner, you're gonna have to drive and get it yourself.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Hey, if you wanna take me on a romantic helicopter ride over a volcano in Hawaii, be my guest. Until then, this is my escape.
Mike: I thought The Oscars were your escape.
Frankie: I have a lot to escape from, okay?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, Brick, listen-
Brick: Yeah, I know. The Bachelor.
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, everybody knew that when The Bachelor was on, I was 100% focused.
[montage of the kids approaching Frankie while she watches TV:]
Axl: I got a D on my geography test. Teacher says you have to sign it.
Frankie: Good job.
Sue: Can I stay out past my curfew tonight? Darrin and I are gonna go make out in his car.
Frankie: Have fun.
Brick: Lost another library book. They said we need to pay full price to replace it.
Frankie: Hmm. [hands Brick her wallet]