Mike: Maybe keeping him away from the movies wasn't the worst idea. [Frankie scoffs] Hey, you've been acting weird. What's with you?
Frankie: Why don't you guess?
Mike: Oh, no. I don't like this game.
Frankie: All right, then, I'll tell you. You embarrassed me in front of our friends. "Let the man finish his story."
Mike: Oh, Frankie, come on. I was trying to help you.
Frankie: What?
Mike: You kept interrupting Bill, and it was getting uncomfortable.

[Mike's recollection:]
Bill: So, I'm working at this resort, and they say there's this big group coming in, right? You've got your sections-
Frankie: Oh! When I was a waitress, I never got the section I wanted! I have no idea why!
Bill: Well, anyway-
Frankie: Oh, no. I know why! There was this one waiter, the owner's nephew. Brian! Ugh, I hated that guy!
Bill: So, I didn't know who it-
Frankie: Who it is.
Bill: But I knew it was somebody-
Frankie: Big. Yeah, for sure.
Bill: [talks quickly] Because they wanted five sliced lemons in their water because you never-
Frankie: Okay, what is it with people and lemons in the water? Why do people like that? You get the seeds in your throat. Am I right? Who's with me?
Bill: Yeah.
Mike: So, anyway, you were getting lemons...
Bill: So, I'm, uh, getting the lemons, and in comes...
Frankie: Was it Heather Locklear? I bet it was Heather Locklear 'cause I read that she visited Missouri one time. I like her. She's so real. I think we would be friends. I really do.
Mike: Honey, let the man finish his story, okay?

[Frankie's recollection:]
Bill: So, I'm working at this resort, and they say there's this big group coming in, right? You got your sections.
Frankie: When I was a waitress, I never got the section I wanted.
Bill: Exactly!
Frankie: We had this one waiter, the owner's nephew. Brian! I hated that guy.
Bill: Oh, man, we had a Brian!
Frankie: No! [laughter]
Bill: So, I don't know who's coming in, okay, but I knew it was somebody special because they had to have exactly five sliced lemons in their water.
Frankie: What is it with the lemons in the water? I do not get why that's fancy. You get seeds in your throat. It's not quenching. [laughter]
Mike: So, you're bringing the guy lemons.
Bill: [clears throat] Yeah. Yeah, only- Only I didn't say it was a guy. [all "ooh"]
Mike: [sarcastically] Oh.
Bill: So I got the lemons, the door opens, and guess who it was. [silence]
Frankie: Was it Heather Locklear? 'Cause I think I read an article where she-
Mike: Pbht! Let the man finish his story!

Mike: I didn't go like this. I went like this.
Frankie: Oh, [scoffs] it doesn't matter. Either way, it was disrespectful to me. When we go out in the world, we present a picture of a loving, happy marriage.
Mike: We do?
Frankie: Yeah, and you took that picture and you just smashed it between your long, Crypt Keeper fingers.
Mike: Give me a break. Every couple gets annoyed with each other.
Frankie: In private. You did it in public. You let everyone in. There's now six people in our marriage.
Mike: Good, can I pick another one to hang out with?

Nancy: Oh, I feel like I have to pee, but it's just excitement!

Sean: Check it out.
Axl: Hmm?
Sean: That kid's going in for a kiss.
Axl: Ooh, gutsy move right at the beginning. If she shoots him down, that's a long movie.
Sean: Yeah, but if she doesn't, that's two hours of kissing.
Axl: High risk, high reward. [gasps]
Sean: Yeah!
Axl: And he scores. Nice.

Sean: Man, I remember my first kiss.
Axl: Oh, yeah. Totally memorable. I mean, all of mine are memorable for the girl. But that first one Susie Baker's basement.
Sean: Me too.
Axl: Yeah? [both chuckle] Helped it was super dark.
Sean: Yeah.
Axl: Wouldn't have had the nerve otherwise.
Sean: Yeah, I did it in that closet behind Susie's furnace, where it's super dark.
Axl: Me too. [chuckles nervously]
Sean: And so, we kissed for a f-few seconds, and then Susie's dad came downstairs, and yelled, "Everybody out! I want to watch Deal Or No Deal!".
Axl: Yes.
Sean: So we ran like crazy, and she- she hit her head.
Axl: And I hit my head.

Sue: So then I found Brick, but when I got back to the library, you were gone.
Logan: Oh, when I couldn't find you, I thought maybe you were blowing me off.
Sue: No, no. No, no, no, no, no. I don't blow off. That's not my sty...uhl. Style. I tried to shorten "style" and it came out "sty."
Logan: Uh-huh.
Sue: You were there for that.
Logan: Uh-huh. [laughs] So, uh So I guess that means we actually want to spend time together.
Sue: I guess it does.
Logan: I'm sorry. Uh, you're missing the movie.
Sue: What's a movie? Oh! Oh, right. Oh, no. I don't care about that. I'm only here because my parents made me. Let me just get them this butter. Just stay... right here.
Logan: Yes, yes.
Sue: Actually, you know, maybe we should just exchange info this time, just to be safe.
Logan: Smart. [Sue's phone slips out of her hands] Butter.

Mike: Pretty boring, huh?
Ron: Who'd have thought a movie about unsafe drinking water in the Midwest wouldn't be a thrill ride?
Mike: [chuckles] Yeah. Hey, Ron, let me ask you something Do you think I was too hard on Frankie earlier?
Ron: What do you mean?
Mike: In the lobby. When she kept interrupting Bill, and I told her to let him finish.
Ron: Oh, I didn't notice anything.
Mike: Thank you. 'Cause she's saying it's a big deal, and now we're supposed to talk about it at home.
Ron: Uh-oh. If I were you, I'd just apologize and end it here. Never take a fight to a second location.
Mike: Huh.
Ron: All right, I'm heading back in. I don't want to miss the big lab scene where they test the dirt.
Mike: Yeah.

Sue: Ketchup or no ketchup?
Logan: Ketchup, unless it's a hot dog.
Sue: Me too.
Logan: Yeah! Um, which Jimmy: Fallon or Kimmel?
Sue: Kimmel.
Logan: Mm, 100%.
Sue: Ice skating or sledding?
Logan: Sledding.
Sue: Me too.
Logan: Yeah.
Sue: Weak ankles.