Axl: I've gotten a lot better at it.
Sean: What?
Axl: [clears throat] The kissing.
Sean: Me too. Way better.
Axl: Just so you know, I've kissed 38 women and I've never had any complaints.
Sean: Me neither no complaints. I'm still in single digits, but then my grades are better.

Man: [o.s.] Hey, it's the diner! [audience applaud]
Nancy: Oh, I've had pancakes there!

Sean: So, uh, listen, about that thing we were talking about in there-
Axl: What thing? Only thing I did was watch a delightful movie about tainted drinking water. Last thing I remember saying is, "Isn't this a delightful movie about tainted drinking water?"
Sean: Yeah. That's all I remember, too. [they high-five]

Sue: Hi. Uh, sorry, I accidentally took your jacket home. That's not true. I did it on purpose so I could see you again. [chuckles] Father, I cannot tell a lie. Wait. That's not right. That's George Washington.
Logan: [chuckles] Sue. I'm sorry.
Sue: No. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I didn't know what to say when you told me. The whole thing just kind of took me by surprise. I mean, you walk around outside the Abercrombie store shirtless. That doesn't really scream priest.
Logan: Yeah. No, I, um... I didn't handle it right. I mean, I was all like [Imitates smooching] "Hey, I'm a priest." [Sue laughs] But I really do like you. And I don't even know if I'm gonna do it anyway. I just- I thought it wasn't fair not to tell you.
Sue: No. No, no, no, no. You got to figure this out. And I've got my stuff, too. I've got no-cut a cappella, no-cut tap. And, besides, we're not even at the same school. So, really, what were we thinking?
Logan: I don't think we were thinking. I think we were feeling. Sometimes you got to listen to your heart as much as to your head.
Sue: Crap. You are gonna be such a good priest.

Frankie: Sue! Sue! All the pictures popped back up.
Sue: What? Oh! Oh, my God! This is my present from God for giving Logan back!

Mike: What the hell is this?
Brick: That is my first blow against the brothers Warner. Luckily, Sue's car is huge.
Mike: You can't just take that, Brick. It's stealing.
Brick: It's not stealing. They figure this stuff in.
Mike: They don't.
Brick: I'm a conscientious objector. You've always told me my whole life I should stand up for what I believe in. Like when you guys didn't take us to the pool for the whole summer because we were protesting low pay for lifeguards.
Mike: Yeah, your mom just didn't want to take you to the pool.
Brick: I had to do something. How can people spend all this time on a movie and get it so wrong?
Mike: [sighs] Look, Brick, you see it one way, someone else sees it another way. They're probably not right, you are, but it's just the way it is. Don't tell your mom I said that.
[Mike picks up the sign and Brick grabs his coat as they head out again]